h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*hands him a *

well, tomato army, death dog has returned from his feast prepare your self for my wrath!

*giggles from behind her mask*

there's no tomato army here! *snickering*

right so did you smelly potatos like the mess i left?

I don't know about you death dog but I hate aliens more than any stinking Tomato army!!
*Minion hurls a magma sphere in to the clouds causing acid rain to fall violently down on the enemy aliens*
I had a good lunch to, cole slaw.

Huey, grab yourself a SPUD gun and follow us!
CHARGE!!!-your weapons and attack!

spud gun? try a battle ax. *and proceeds to beat the crap out of any thing in his way*

*begins hurling potato cakes at minion and death dog, the acid rain not affecting her due to all of the carbohydrates she has ingested*

note: the enemy had attempted acid rain warfare previously and obviosly forgot it had no negative effect on the potato army

*grabs the battle axe out of doggy styles' hand when he is not looking and makes it magically dissappear to the world of unclaimed baggage*

TAKE this!
*´Throws a handful of genades (Extra salty)
on jr's minefield a couple of ft in front of ddd, minion and "The dancing bunny"*

yawn...*fuzzy is getting bored*
this is a waste of time *points and laughs at huxley's panda, all that's left is it's right paw, the sharks are hungry for more*
*gets blowtorch from backpack*
eat this spud pansies...
*all the incoming potatoes burn in mid air*
*the acid rain is for good effect and war time carnage...*

good thing i have spare axes......run! run for your lives!

*summons the bunny from monty python, the one with sharp pointy teeth and send into the battle field towards the enemy*
and i have the only holy grenade!
*it rolls out of fuzzy's hand and blows up a tree which falls down on top of fuzzy severing off his hand...*
arrrggghhhh....
*lets out a burp*

JR so smart you are.
Since your pathetic masks did not fool me I decided to try another attack on you aliens.
Now that I am sure you are tomato warriors I will smash you.
*Minion pulls a stump out of the ground and hurls it at JR and the good Captain*

*runs screaming when she sees the python bunny* RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!*hides behing some shrubbery*

What the smeggin' smeg is smeggin' goin' on?
*Looks at the mp-bunny running towards him*

*Minion convinced that someone will come up with a good comeback runs frantically at JR and the seemingly impossible to catch hollogram of the Captian, only to trip and fly butt first into a PUDDLE OF MUD!!!*

HA Poo on You.

*thinks minion should update his name from researcher*

*Snaps fingers and a hard-light boot appears*
*Runs over to the puddle of classic goo uhh!, poo!*
*Kicks minion*