h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Been there, done that!
*Fires one of the coleslaw machine guns that ddd didn't have time to bash*

*Feeling a bit hungry the Minion begins to devour the blast of cole slaw*
Hungry I am.

captain ? what are you doing here ?
why are you fighting on the side of huxley ?
she does not like you ... she does not love you ...
she wants to take over the unviverse by herself
she is selfish...
*takes out electrical umbrella to protect from incoming potatoes*
you are a sad little man ...

*realsing she is now free, although she may never get the stench off of her clothes from minion, she runs over to rimmer and turns on the enemy, firing large quantities of vinegar and salt at bunny, the chips create thin cuts and the vinegar and salt seep in making it a very painful injury*

stop trying to brainwash the capt, bunny, rimmer knows my loyalties lie with the potato army!

*Runs towards bunny with his ready, but unfourtunatly, he blinks a couple of ft away from him, bunny disappears*

*the mouthwatering scent of sweet potato pie wafts through the air luring the enemy into where the delicious treat sits with its warm filling and flaky crust..a little sign reads 'EAT ME"*

*Two gigantic SPUD-tanks approach from behind the pie, remote controlled by AJ*

(little does anyone know but the pie has magic spell on it and one bite will knock the eater out for 10 minutes)

*he can't help himself he is also being dragged by the lush smelling pie*

Help!

*meanwhile, while the enemy is distracted by the pie and the spud tanks, jr sends her giant to eat the enemies *

*throws cal a mask to deter the smell*

I can't smell anything, I'm a hologram!

*grabs the mask and breathes in clean unsmelly pie air*

*laughs hysterically at cal when she realises she gave him a mask*

*scratches his head wonders why jrhuxley is laughing at him, anyone would think he was wearing a mask*

*puts on a mask so cal doesn't feel silly* *offers a mask to rimmer* we'll disguise ourselves and the enemy won't know what to do!

JAY!!!
I got a Quagaar warrior mask!!!
*Puts on mask*

that's great, but who's JAY?

Huey steps through a shadow tear with two wraiths in tow and comes to a confused halt. He looks around for a few seconds and then leans against his skull laden staff.

Huey: What the SPORK is going on in here?