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I, Ray, wish to join the Potato Army
Rayinad Started conversation Nov 30, 2005
I, Ray, am ready and willing to sign up to the ranks of the Potato Army.
In joining the Potato Army I will be able to offer my skills in frying potatoes with sun rays
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I, Ray, wish to join the Potato Army
Fufidius Posted Jan 6, 2006
I have absolutely no authority to accept your request, but I will anyway! welcome! You'll have to get your potato gun from someone else, though.
Past attempts at using sun rays to create burning potato ammunition have resulted in mildly warm or charred potatos only. However, you will be given the Ministry of Sun-Baking's annual funding of 300 pounds to work with, as well as all the leftover raw, baked, and boiled potatoes from the cafeteria to experiment with (I'm afraid the french fries are taken by the spear manafacturers)
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