LASTEST NEWS: Our great leader Snowman has gone missing again :-(!!!!!WE HAVE JOINED FORCES with the MotMV on a march to stamp out Jack's (their leaders) cancer, click the badge below for the Marches latest destinations NEWEST MEMBERS: please welcome poshharrypotter and Hindsight-20_2 WARNING!!!!!!! Evil Auntie Edith is BACK!!! NEW ENEMY: THE MAD ACE!!!!!!
Welcome to the Headquarters of the Potato Army (Version 1.1)
We are currently supporting Jack on a march arround H2G2 in the hope of tiring out his cancer, current destinations of the march can be found by clicking the badge below
At this time you may be asking why we are called the Potato Army, well its because we fight all our battles with potatoes as ammunition.
So what is it that we do?, well we fight for truth and justice and to make sure all potatoes can grow up to one day become part of a great meal.
An Emergency meeting has been started to discuss the state of the army and other important matters. All members are expected to attend.
There are currently no objectives but there will be soon
All members are supplied with the standard issue spud gunSnowman The commander of the Potato ArmyFloh Officer in charge of Mash Potatoes and adjutant of the first officer2legs Tatical ExpertRed Dog Official potato peelerbig blue Kelli Sweet Potato Preparation ExpertThe Wargamer Weapons expert (yes another one)Cybercat Chopping potatoes into slices with my pawsCal Fortuneswell Eating PotatosAJ Rimmer ReconnaissanceScruff Squirrel hatingJust Justin.. Griller warfare (mainly scalloped potatoes)laudatortemporisacti super-rare amazing and never-been-seen-before ability to recognise a potatoDan DareFirst Aid, fighter jet knowlegde, helicopter knowlegde, knowlegde of anything that flys, etc ehbergerliking the smell of potatoes and anything that smells like a potato.lhikanskills in causing chaos and analyzing past battles.Compromisedsanityskills in Wielding scalding mashed potatoes with unnaturally large spoons in an offensive mannerfordfrombetelgueseskills in whatever she can think of that she feels like doingPC MOOSE Skills in potato mashing, potato cooking and good aim with potato shooting, throwingBlack leopard Skills in fighting and spyingposhharrypotter Peeling potatoshindsight-20_2 eating people who hate eating potatos
MISSING IN MASHLodestone Officer in charge of armadillo offensives GreenEyed Fairy Official spud pokerSilent_Potato A Potatofeadah Weapons Expertrycroft Knows about gurrila warfare apparentlyRagazza Peeling and Slicing ExpertUbuntu Lhasa Responsible for Aerodynamics and Motivational Wateringdd In Charge of ChipsWoody Specialize in AnythingSpringFairy Specialize in AnythingSpudman Responsible for Random Phrase GenerationDark Mistress Skills in Intelligence and Spyingbuddha-II Persuading Enlightenment by Eating Potatoes ,by Force if Requiredrafboots Sniper SpudderPanther Technical stuff and Cryto AnalysisCrocodilka Healing, Making potato pancakesjrhuxley Incorporating potatoes into every meal of the dayElf Lord Dante Growing pointy potatoeswaffle God Michael Eating bag after bag of potato chips and misssspelling stuffEuan Laser guidance for potato ballisticsHuey the hamster daemon Necromancy, Lycanthropy, and many other of the dark arts.cl zoomer Firing potato battery operated rail gunkevo Can slice a potato traveling at 500 miles an hour in mid airmisha_franklin Can throw a potato at 505 miles per hour
KILLED IN ACTIONtuc fortuneswell The First recruit so should probably be called the first officer
You may visit his memorial here The Tuc Fortuneswell Memorial
We are currently looking for a Weapons expert, well actually we're not any more but that doesn't mean we won't welcome new recruits
I, [Insert researcher name here], am ready and willing to sign up to the ranks of the Potato Army.
In joining the Potato Army I will be able to offer my skills in [Insert skill or ability here].
Signed [Insert researcher name here]