I AM THE ALLMIGHTY lHIKAN
welcome all to the domain of he who is and once was (a long, long time ago)
Havest thou a towel?
I do.
A precaution in the case that you become hungry(or already are.)
i support the MOOSE.1
Objects and activities that do not please me
- stupidity
- those not listening
- those who disregard the true inner meaning of 42
- being bored
- being confused and asking repeatedly to be informed and not being informed
Objects and activities that do please me
- pritchett
- "more power to ya"
- Chaos
- disorder
- confusingnessism
- 42!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- FIRE!!!!!
those that say 'there are no stupid questions' generally do not have the intelligence to fully comprehend the full definition of this statment and have denined their inner chicken self by asking the question "why did the chicken cross the road?"once upon a time at a house of waffles i struck a passing fly with the flat of my hand, a large one, right into a passing plate of porridge, which was then consumed by an eye-offending, extremely portly man named Venoy(how i know this i do not know-blame phil).
and another time at the zoo, a flamingo started to talk to me and said,"holla, thou eye-offending weasel." i answered, "good morrow to thee, sir, but never forget the fact that goes thus: thou art a foul, dim-witted pantaloon, and one who has licked the feet of himself." "go away," he replied.
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i loyally serve the Potato Army, and our commander who is
this good-hearted demon be Camel.
blub.
1The Ministry Of Overthrowing Stupid Establishments
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