We decided to put some trivia about Tuc here so here goes:


1. He got the name Tuc from the first dog he owned (which dax named)

2. Fortuneswell is the street he brought his first house on (all troglodites name themselves)

3. He escaped the troglodite sience ship when captain farkswell totaly lost his mind. (Some blamed tuc for throwing it out of the porthole this is of course unfounded lies as he thew it down the garbage shoot).

4. Captain Farkswell was responsible for the roswell incident he accidently droped his toy space ship out of the window when they happened to be traveling over new mexico.

5. troglodites are at the moment at war with the squidges (sponge like creatures) But Tuc kinda liked them and became their keeper

6. Squidges like to eat toe jam (that horrible black stuff you get between your toes when your feet are really sweaty) so he became the keeper of that too.

7. The love of his life was floh U123888 smooch

8. And his best friend was lighthouse girl U175854 on account of the fact that she kept him stoked up with greeh aliensmile stiffdrink

9. He fought bravely in the ACF wars which he joined on August 22 2001 and a memorial has been built for him at A743294.

10. Last but not least we love him.

If you have any stories to tell about Tuc then please leave them here.

Anything will do stuff that made you laugh or even cry which knowing our brother was more likely

If you would like to know what happened to Tuc please do not be afraid to ask, it helps us to talk about it

We are very sorry if you never got to meet Tuc he was a very special person

Cal & Dax


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