h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm not Debby, you idiot! *fires her spud gun where she had been aiming , which was not bunny's buttocks*

a daft dog? if i knew what that was i would dismember you! however i don't so i'll just sit down and eat a power bar until challenged.

*the zombies begin to eat all the potatoes the army has in recerves, a couple even like cole slaw...*
i see you are in a mood today jr ?
how would you like to die today ?
*aims arrow at the heart of huxley...*

*the spud hits fuzzy in the groin, he doesn't budge*
i wore my cup today, jr...

*throws a large webster's dictionary at daft dog's head*

foiled by a plastic cup!

i don't feel much like dying today bunny boy! *laughs hysterically as the bunny's zombies begin to explode from the mines she planted over the weekend*

*yawns....big* IM BORED!! *and just for the sheer fun of it begins to destroy the actual potato hq w/ no mercy* woops! there goes the drapes. *crunch!* hope nobody wanted that cofee table. cool, fuzzy look a china cabinet! *BLANG!!!!*

cool, i found a land mine! lets throw it in their toilet! *flush.....KA BLEEEEWWWWWEE!!!*

*the zombies mutiply as they get destroyed*
then you better think quick, huxley
*takes aim and fires arrow towards huxley*
i wouldn't run if i were you...it is programmed for you jr...

*releases the trap door and squeals with joy as dog and bunny fall into the dungeon below*

*falls to the ground as the arrow finally catches her right where her heart would be, if she had one, fortunately she had it removed years ago*

*the arrow falls to the ground*
bummer, thought i kept batteries in it...
*takes out a deck of cards*
wanna play poker ?

well, i suppose since you and death dog are trapped in the dungeon i can sit up here and play a game

*the dungeaon she refers to bewilders bunny and death dog*
guess it's the drugs...
anyway, we will play five card poker...
*he begins to deal...*

*picks up her cards, looks sternly at dog and bunny* go fish!

*comes too from the fall still a little dazed, but happy because.....* for future reference, when putting people in dungeons, be sure to take all weapons, including battle axes that can cut through anything.*and with that said tears open the gate and charges out, just in time to cut the cards*

*as he deals the cards, fuzzy suddenly stands up and says from the top of his lungs, almost singing...*
i summon the most vile and stinky of all creatures
the most disgusting and ablle to leap buildings
made from leggos...
and never ever take his fries...
MINION of the fuzzy... pleeeze come join us now...
*the ground, it is shaking*

uh, just so you know, the dungeon is underground, there is no gate, the only way out is up.

huxley
do you have any kings?