A Conversation for The Potato Army HQ

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Post 201

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*Shouts in radio*
SPUD 3 TO HOMEBASE; FIRST DEFENSE WAVE, INEFFECTIVE, WE CAN NOT HOLD THE BUNKER SAFE I SAY AGAIN, WE DO NOT HOLD THE BUNKER., CRISP 1, IS NOT OPEN!
WE NEED MORE AMMO!


sneeking

Post 202

fuzzylovebunny

*flb hits the ground, his plastic toy joins by his side...*
why did oyu do that my love?
now i can never have...
*still holding tight*
...children...
*a tear bubbles in his eye*


sneeking

Post 203

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Quiet!
*Kicks FLB between the legs*


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Post 204

jrhuxley, patron saint of dragonflies and protector of chipmunks

*runs for cover under the giant potato statue*


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Post 205

jrhuxley, patron saint of dragonflies and protector of chipmunks

I thought you had left me Rimmer, thanks for coming back!*kicks flb , too*


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Post 206

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*Still covering jrhuxley*
JR!, are yu alright?


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Post 207

jrhuxley, patron saint of dragonflies and protector of chipmunks

yeah, I think FLB is out of the way temporarily, and minion ate soo much he can't move, lets get death dog!


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Post 208

Researcher 201287

Whoa! retarded baboons huh? that sounds pretty dangerous there death dog. You are really gonna kill someone.

Fuzzy you may want to put a leash on that dog.


sneeking

Post 209

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

OK, hang on I've been saving this for a special situation;
*Picks up a smiley - crisps grenade*
You grab one too, use your smiley - towel to throw them!


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Post 210

jrhuxley, patron saint of dragonflies and protector of chipmunks

*uses smiley - towel to throw smiley - crisps grenade at dog, minion, and flb*


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Post 211

fuzzylovebunny

*gets up and counts...*
one, two, three...good they are all there...
now
*cracks knuckles*
i will have my revenge
*grabs huxley by the back of the hair and as soon as rimmer blinks in surprise, runs off with her...*
i have you now my pretty
*puts her on the grond and ties her with her own towel, then start twisting her nips, laughing*
ha ha ha ha


sneeking

Post 212

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*Picks up smiley - crisps with smiley - towel and throws it at LFB, minion, and death dog*
*Picks up smiley - crisps with smiley - towel and throws it at LFB, minion, and death dog*
*Picks up smiley - crisps with smiley - towel and throws it at LFB, minion, and death dog*
*Picks up smiley - crisps with smiley - towel and throws it at LFB, minion, and death dog*


sneeking

Post 213

jrhuxley, patron saint of dragonflies and protector of chipmunks

uh, bunnyman, i'm over here! you've got death dog!


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Post 214

dancing death dog

*just as the attack upon death started he pulled out his trusty bat and gave rimmer a taste of his own medicine right between the legs* take that!


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Post 215

jrhuxley, patron saint of dragonflies and protector of chipmunks

*aside to rimmer* i think it's FLB, not LFB..


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Post 216

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*Uses stun spud to chock FLB and the others*
Com'n lets get outta here!


sneeking

Post 217

dancing death dog

veggie grenades? hah! i just ate a salad!


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Post 218

Researcher 201287

*after eating the potatoe minion digests the mass of complex carbohydrates and as we all know they are a prime source for energy*
I will now crush you captain....

*the minion pulls out two battle hammers and begins to bat grenades out of the air*

Now for you Captain


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Post 219

jrhuxley, patron saint of dragonflies and protector of chipmunks

*rolls minion over on his side and pushes the overstuffed man down the nearest hill*


sneeking

Post 220

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

DDD: I'm a hologramsmiley - smiley


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