h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wish JR would tell me how*

Click on "Preferences" button and write in anew one!

*wonders if the mp bunny is gone yet as she crouches behind the shrubbery*

Thanks JR
*as the captian kicks the "MAGMA" creature Minion he watches as the boot incinerates before his EYES*

Ouch.

*the mp bunny gets sidetracked by the smell of carrots...starts licking huxley's feet from beneath the shrubbery...*
what the ... ?
ah man, stupid rabbit...attack! attack!
*throws a potato he found randomly lying on the ground at the rabbit and hits it startling it...*
attack you stupid rab...oh crap
*the bunny starts to run towards fuzzy*

Didn't I help you?
*Snaps fingers again and the boot re-apears IN minions face!

*drops bows and arrows and runs as fast as possible away from mp bunny...*
aaaahhhhh
*bunny trips over bows and arrows, falling onto a random spud gun, setting it off. it hits dancing death dog square in the head*

"MAGMA" captain.
*Minion taunts the hollogram Captian knowing that a hollogram cannot conjure up real physical things to attack with*

*running around in small cicles patting his head and rubbing his stomach*

Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop.

Hard-light objects are things that can physically harm you!

*in the confusion death dog flips out and chops off captain and huxley's head* bummer, not a good time to loose ones head.

*Rimmer snaps his fingers and a new head appears*

*Minion looks around to see what he could attack to hurt the good Captain*
Ah JR Huxley herself
*Minion, as Fuzzy Love Bunny runs by, pulls out a small rabid beaver*
listen beaver you go over there and ATTACK!!!
*tossing the beaver high into the air at the shrubbery that JR is hiding behind*

*Rimmer runs around with a h-l catching glove and catches the beaver*

* proceeds to eat their bodies* minion, man this is good want any?

*fortunately is able to reattach her head with some starch from a raw potato, sneaks out from behind the shrubbery just before the beaver finds her, tiptoes up behind flb, throws her over his head, his hands, and steals him away like a in the night*

*Snaps fingers and body re-appears*
Dancing daft dog, maybe, just maybe you should try a different approach!
*Throws beaver at ddd!*

beaver taste good too! anybody want some?

*yells over her shoulder to minion and death dog* i have taken your leader, you'll never find me! Rimmer, keep up the fight, i will stash flb and send word to you of where i am hiding him!

*the rabid beaver eats thru the glove and drops safely thru the hologram of rimmer proceeds to the foot of jr*
hello miss huxley *it speaks in its best clint eastwood impression*

Hurry!
*snaps fingers and immideatly recieves super-powers and runs around ddd anf minion "MAGMA" and ties them with a and