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The Social Event of the Season
Pinniped Posted Oct 30, 2005
Thyeep-Boy!
You heard the Preth! Get your ath over here thith minute!
The Social Event of the Season
Hypatia Posted Oct 30, 2005
*trips the VP as he tries to dash past*
Here he is, dear.
The Social Event of the Season
J Posted Oct 30, 2005
Pah! I have official business to do. The great bewigging begins soon!
The Social Event of the Season
Hypatia Posted Oct 30, 2005
There will be no working tonight. Tonight is for dancing!
The Social Event of the Season
Pinniped Posted Oct 30, 2005
Thankth, Mithreth Prethident. I'm thy-ure I can thort it from here...
Orchid is acting all winsome. She bats her eyelashes, and the ground shakes in sympathy.
The Social Event of the Season
J Posted Oct 30, 2005
If you don't mind, I'll cha-cha my way over to my desk. Bewigging requests require a lot of forms I have to sign 
The Social Event of the Season
Hypatia Posted Oct 30, 2005
Pinniped, did I hear you mention the hound? 
And I must say, I like you in lavendar.
The Social Event of the Season
Hypatia Posted Oct 30, 2005
*holds out a perfectly pedicured foot and trips the VP again.*
The Social Event of the Season
Hypatia Posted Oct 30, 2005
Bagpuss, what are you drinking? Tripping officeholders is thirsty work.
The Social Event of the Season
Pinniped Posted Oct 30, 2005
Indeed I did mention the hound, Ma'am.
It would seem that your Vice-President is standing up ladies left, right and centre this evening.
(Pinniped shakes his head sadly, and consumes someone else's drink)
The Social Event of the Season
Hypatia Posted Oct 30, 2005
Orchid, Jodan is ready to dance with you now. 
He seems to enjoy the chacha.
The Social Event of the Season
Pinniped Posted Oct 30, 2005
Sorry - how rude of me, Ma'am.
Here, have one of these
. We've had three or four barrels of it brought over from the Pig and Slag. I forget whose tab they're on...
The Social Event of the Season
Pinniped Posted Oct 30, 2005
Mr Vithe-Prethident. I would be very pleathed if you would do danthe with me. Right now, you little thy-it.
The Social Event of the Season
Bagpuss Posted Oct 30, 2005
It's a pint of locally-brewed Old Spudflogger, Hyp. A semi-dark autumnal brew, with a definite hint of stinging nettle.
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Hypatia Posted Oct 30, 2005
Thanks. We'll put it on Jodan's tab. Especially as he is being rude to Orchid. Sometimes I despair of his manners.
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Pinniped Posted Oct 30, 2005
Flukes drum menacingly on the dance-floor.
...I'm thtill waiting...
The Social Event of the Season
Bagpuss Posted Oct 30, 2005
Indeed. He's all sweetness and light when he's giving out yachts, but we've seen quite a different side to him tonight.
May I have the next dance, madam Pres? I didn't tread on Reefgirl's toes everso many times.
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