h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wakes up in a DIFFERENT armchair*

Did someone mention Zulus?
I saw that Caine effort once, I think. The bally fellow clearly hadn't been there. I seem to remember a lot more male voice choir and a lot less shooting.

But that might have been last spring's outing to Caernarfon...

Caernarfon? Too much like Wales for my liking that place.
Hmm, I do believe the pork is ready, anyone for a sandwich?

I rather think that Caernafon IS in...

...ah, wait a minute. Was that irony?

Irony?..could `ave sworn it was Munchers, but I`d just nodded off, could be wrong !
But I`m sure I heard that the Pork was ready, want a hand buttering the bread, Munchers old chap??

*wakes up with a start* *blinks confusedly for a moment then grabs another 40 winks*

Its alright, chef will do that for us. Ahhh, Roast Pork, Apple Sauce all freshly produced. Makes it almost worth the effort.

*Wakes up.*

Nothing's worth any effort on our part, Munchers of chap. That's what the domestic staff are for.

*dreaming of a Claret sandwich*

Ah, but Tonkers me old fruit, one does have to put the effort in arranging the staff. If you don't chivvy them along they'll do nothing I tell you.

In the case of old Scrotum here, that may well be the case...

If you'll pardon my wanton use of the word 'case' there...

@case@

I thought you were talking about a fine bottle or two of Chateau Redders



Bassers

I heard they'd started forging that stuff.

*tries to wring the decanter for the last drops*

pass it to the left, old boy, to the left...

pass it to the left, old boy, to the left...

l'll have some of that if you don't mine me friend.

Please Excuse my absence been busy with the lasses

Well done sir!

Lasses eh?... plural ya say?....

That sounds like far too much effort what! One of 'em takes up enough time..

TF

I`ll second that, altogether too much trouble nowadays.
Though there was a time...can`t quite remember when.......

Well l like alot of lrons in the fire. That way you can get one just right. And there's always room for two or so.

A toast to the Queen Long may she Prosper.