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The Ghost of Polidari Posted Mar 18, 2002
I've had a pipe running from my chair to the Little Chaps Room since '71...
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 18, 2002
*ponders a suitable glass size for Munchers and finally selects "mighty quaff" size*
Here you go old boy .... you might have to use both hands there, what !
Now Inkers pass over that decanter of yours .... Bassemans port I take it eh. Splendid tipple !
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Munchkin Posted Mar 18, 2002
Ah, marvelous what. Now then, too find this kitchen.
*Strides of, best turn-up forward, out of the door and off down the corridor.*
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Mar 19, 2002
I say, I never thought I'd live to see the day when one of the Chaps went to the kitchen. A chap's place is at the bar - don'tyerknow....
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Munchkin Posted Mar 19, 2002
*Returns triumphantly followed by a sheepish looking chef and two bearers carrying a side of pork, a spit, a basket of apples, several large pots, a bowl full of bread dough, a butter churn, crockery, cutlery, and other assorted essentials.*
Well get on with it man. Soon have some pork sandwiches knocked up.
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Lurcher Posted Mar 19, 2002
Looks like we might just have time for pre-lunch drink then, Munchers old chap, providing old Redders can be prevailed upon to do the honours.!! Shrewd move, installin` that chair you know, saved an awful lot of waitin` around !!
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The Ghost of Polidari Posted Mar 19, 2002
Serve me up a then old boy!
Can't remember the last time I had a good pork - I'll have to ask Godfrey.
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Mar 19, 2002
Pollers old boy - don't start, or I'll have to shout "MATRON" at the top of my voice. Most undignified for a chap of my standing what....
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Munchkin Posted Mar 21, 2002
Well do try to not get too close to the roast while you are doing so, theres a chap. I hope everyone likes crackling, Chef seems to be making rather a lot.
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Munchkin Posted Mar 21, 2002
Well do try to not get too close to the roast while you are doing so, theres a chap. I hope everyone likes crackling, Chef seems to be making rather a lot.
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The Ghost of Polidari Posted Mar 21, 2002
I may be getting on a bit, but there's nothing wrong with my hearing, Munchers old boy!
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Lurcher Posted Mar 21, 2002
Crackling? can`t beat a bit of crackling, I say.
Not that I`ve had any for a while, crackling that is.
Or the other, come to that. Still, with spring here, mebbe the old sap will start to rise.
(Now there`s a good feed line!!)
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TF - The New Fast Automatic F-Reek - Now in DTS Posted Mar 21, 2002
With all this talk about pork sandwiches, crackling and matron's bed baths I jollywell hope there's a drink to be had or I may be in for one of my nasty turns what..
(wanders around checking flower pots and mumbling about matron's sponge...)
TF
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Inkwash Posted Mar 22, 2002
Best of luck to you dear boy!
You've more chance of finding a beer in those potted plants than of getting one brought to you.
Redders, I think there's a leak in one of your pipes. Mind if I tap it?
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- 461: The Ghost of Polidari (Mar 18, 2002)
- 462: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 18, 2002)
- 463: Munchkin (Mar 18, 2002)
- 464: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Mar 19, 2002)
- 465: Inkwash (Mar 19, 2002)
- 466: Munchkin (Mar 19, 2002)
- 467: Lurcher (Mar 19, 2002)
- 468: The Ghost of Polidari (Mar 19, 2002)
- 469: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Mar 19, 2002)
- 470: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 19, 2002)
- 471: Inkwash (Mar 21, 2002)
- 472: The Ghost of Polidari (Mar 21, 2002)
- 473: Munchkin (Mar 21, 2002)
- 474: Munchkin (Mar 21, 2002)
- 475: The Ghost of Polidari (Mar 21, 2002)
- 476: Lurcher (Mar 21, 2002)
- 477: THE KID (Romancer of the Realm of the Rediculous) (Mar 21, 2002)
- 478: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Mar 21, 2002)
- 479: TF - The New Fast Automatic F-Reek - Now in DTS (Mar 21, 2002)
- 480: Inkwash (Mar 22, 2002)
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