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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 12, 2002
*takes out 12 guage shotgun and loads a couple of rounds. Puts to shoulder aims and fires at lampshade*
BOOMM !!! BOOMM !!
*remains of the lightshade are scattered in all directions and a few shuttlecocks gently float down towards Tonkers*
There you are old bean. I've kept me eye in you know - handy for teaching the servants a few manners.
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The Ghost of Polidari Posted Mar 12, 2002
I've kept my eye in as well, donchaknow. Damned glass ones so easy to misplace is you take them out. Lost the real one in hand to hand combat with a gurkha - doughty little fighters.
Actually it does come out now and again - do shine it up occassionally when the great-grandchildren fancy a game of marbles, what!
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Mar 12, 2002
I say, my hotpants seem to have ridden, somewhat...
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The Ghost of Polidari Posted Mar 12, 2002
* Polidari quickly pulls an eye-patch out of a pocket and places it over his good eye.
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TF - The New Fast Automatic F-Reek - Now in DTS Posted Mar 12, 2002
Uncers! What the hell's going on man?!
You're not wearing a tie, and club rules clearly state if you're going to wear short trousers then then you simply must wear long socks. And that bally makeup makes ya look cheap and tawdry dear chap. Pull yerself together Sir, and have a drink what.
I say I'm getting a devil of a chaff, feels like I've got a bally shuttlecock down the back of me strides....
(shuffles off awkwardly)
TF
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 13, 2002
Thats the spirit Feffers ... can't let standards drop what ! Don't hold with all that sloppy cross dressing malarky meself - Mrs Redders is a splendidly stout woman and nothing would ever fit me, eh
Where's the BALLY DRINKS !!!!
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Inkwash Posted Mar 13, 2002
*pulls out the emergency decanter from under the high-backed chair he's almost dozing off in*
Anyone for a tot o' rum?
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Munchkin Posted Mar 13, 2002
Splendid idea old boy. Just what the doctor ordered while we wait for those drinks. Might help my sight clear after Unkers shenanigans too.
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Inkwash Posted Mar 13, 2002
Yes, it was rather an eyesore, wasn't it.
Can't think what's gotten into the old devil.
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The Ghost of Polidari Posted Mar 13, 2002
* Still behind his eye-patch.
Might be shell-shock, what?
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Mar 13, 2002
*canters arthritically from the room*
*returns in full dress regalia*
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Lurcher Posted Mar 13, 2002
Hmmmmmm....think I prefered the hotpants......still, suppose one must uphold tradition, and all that, what!!
Anyone fancy a drop of McLurchers, while we wait for Scrotum to come out of his Coma??
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The Ghost of Polidari Posted Mar 13, 2002
* Wakes out of a mild doze...
Hmmph. Did someone mention McLurchers?
* Profers glass.
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Lurcher Posted Mar 13, 2002
*pours out a very large measure*
There you go, old chap, wrap yersel` around that. It`ll deaden the pain of waiting for that useless lump of a waiter!!
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Munchkin Posted Mar 13, 2002
Oh, well if you are offering? Very kind of you old bean.
Who is in charge of the servants round here? They need to extract the digit as this lot a are a shower, and absolute shower.
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The Ghost of Polidari Posted Mar 13, 2002
We're obviously not having them beaten enough. I have My Man Godfrey beaten twice a week, whether he needs it or not. Suggest we start doing the same with the miserable lot round here...
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TF - The New Fast Automatic F-Reek - Now in DTS Posted Mar 14, 2002
Mmmmm, beaten indeed, with birch rods what!
Did me the world of good as a lad, makes a man sit up and take notice yer know. Winstom wouln't know who he was without a regular hiding.
Did someone say McLurchers?
TF
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Inkwash Posted Mar 14, 2002
This must be where I've been going wrong with Risely alll this time!
Blasted fellow just needs a swift tap on the backside, what!
And now we're back to Eton again.
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Lurcher Posted Mar 14, 2002
Ahhh....memories! Grit your teeth and think of England, what !!
Here, have another snifter, in fact have several, old chap !!
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- 421: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 12, 2002)
- 422: The Ghost of Polidari (Mar 12, 2002)
- 423: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Mar 12, 2002)
- 424: The Ghost of Polidari (Mar 12, 2002)
- 425: TF - The New Fast Automatic F-Reek - Now in DTS (Mar 12, 2002)
- 426: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 13, 2002)
- 427: Inkwash (Mar 13, 2002)
- 428: Munchkin (Mar 13, 2002)
- 429: Inkwash (Mar 13, 2002)
- 430: The Ghost of Polidari (Mar 13, 2002)
- 431: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Mar 13, 2002)
- 432: Lurcher (Mar 13, 2002)
- 433: The Ghost of Polidari (Mar 13, 2002)
- 434: Lurcher (Mar 13, 2002)
- 435: Munchkin (Mar 13, 2002)
- 436: The Ghost of Polidari (Mar 13, 2002)
- 437: TF - The New Fast Automatic F-Reek - Now in DTS (Mar 14, 2002)
- 438: Inkwash (Mar 14, 2002)
- 439: Lurcher (Mar 14, 2002)
- 440: Inkwash (Mar 14, 2002)
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