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Lurcher Posted Mar 14, 2002
*Looks at his empty bottle of McLurchers, sighs, reaches into potted palm and retrieves a fresh bottle*
Well, in that case,let`s have another!!
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Munchkin Posted Mar 14, 2002
*Gnaws quietly on the potted palm* Used to do this in the jungle to stave off hunger dontcherknow. And if my bally sandwiches don't turn up I may have to eat the whole bally thing. Or worse go looking for the kitchens.
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Inkwash Posted Mar 15, 2002
Old "Marbles" Chudley used to do that as well, chew on the fruits of nature when out on manoeuvres.
As I recall we found him almost dead one day lying with his head under some extremely rare frunelia or somesuch. They airlifted the plant out before they bothered with poor Chudley.
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Munchkin Posted Mar 15, 2002
Some people have no respect for Botany. A good understanding of which plants are edible in the more far flung corners is essential if you are going to survive out there.
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The Ghost of Polidari Posted Mar 15, 2002
But what if we intend just to stay in the Club, old boy?
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Lurcher Posted Mar 15, 2002
Well said, old chap!
Unless I`m in danger of being flung out to some remote outpost, I`m happy to restrict my botanical intake to the odd lettuce and cucumber sandwich.
Alway supposin` we ever get any that is......
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Fred Hog Posted Mar 16, 2002
*Hog the gardener and part-time handyman enters the lounge with a large amount of pipes, plastic tubing and connections together with an enormous old toolbox jammed full with various old tools and bit o' stuff*
*he goes to Redders chair and starts to rip up floor boards shove pipes in, solders, connects and fits tubes to the chair. After setting a new club record for the number of tea breaks in a single hour and after several trips to the bar he dusts off his hands, packs up and leaves muttering under his breath in his usual surly manner*
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Fred Hog Posted Mar 16, 2002
Ahhhh Splendid job Hog if a trifle noisy and smelly. We'll forgoe todays beating as a reward. Top show !
Now then Chaps I've decided to upgrade the old family chair and bring it biting and squealing into the 19th century whether it likes it or not. Some of you traditionalists may not hold with this but the old Gel is now plumbed directly into the bar and I can satisfy myself without the bother of waiting on bally Scrotum or one of you types getting up orf your jacksy's to get me a BALLY DRINK !
*raises glass to Gin optic mounted on chair wing and takes a large double and tops up with tonic from the soft drink dispenser clipped to the chair arm. Fondles lovingly the Lurcher Bowel Clencher beer pump mounted on the other chair arm*
Super, what !
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 16, 2002
ooops that last posting was supposed to be from me if you hadn't already cottoned on ... bally system what !
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THE KID (Romancer of the Realm of the Rediculous) Posted Mar 16, 2002
Just give a stiff drink if you would please. And maybe a cube or two.
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Lurcher Posted Mar 16, 2002
Damned fine inovation, Redders, old chap!! That`ll have Scrotum pondering `is future, what!!
And while you`re fondling that pump handle, I do `appen to have an empty pint pot here, ahem, if you`d be so kind. to give it a few gentle pulls, what,what!!
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 16, 2002
Delighted to Lurchers old bean ! I don't know why I didn't think of this before, what !
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Inkwash Posted Mar 18, 2002
Could I trouble you to top up my decanter while you're at it?
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Mar 18, 2002
Don't know if Scrotum will think he's out of a job - what about poor old Jimmy Saville?
Gaffaaawwww Gaffaaawwww Gaffaaawwww
Bassers
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Lurcher Posted Mar 18, 2002
*Hands out some forearm sized cigars*
Just found these lying around...`as it `appens!!
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Munchkin Posted Mar 18, 2002
He had terrible dress sense that one, what. Any chance for a top up from that chair? I think I'm going to go seek out these bally kitchens, what.
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- 441: The Ghost of Polidari (Mar 14, 2002)
- 442: Lurcher (Mar 14, 2002)
- 443: The Ghost of Polidari (Mar 14, 2002)
- 444: Munchkin (Mar 14, 2002)
- 445: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Mar 14, 2002)
- 446: Inkwash (Mar 15, 2002)
- 447: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 15, 2002)
- 448: Munchkin (Mar 15, 2002)
- 449: The Ghost of Polidari (Mar 15, 2002)
- 450: Lurcher (Mar 15, 2002)
- 451: Fred Hog (Mar 16, 2002)
- 452: Fred Hog (Mar 16, 2002)
- 453: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 16, 2002)
- 454: THE KID (Romancer of the Realm of the Rediculous) (Mar 16, 2002)
- 455: Lurcher (Mar 16, 2002)
- 456: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 16, 2002)
- 457: Inkwash (Mar 18, 2002)
- 458: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Mar 18, 2002)
- 459: Lurcher (Mar 18, 2002)
- 460: Munchkin (Mar 18, 2002)
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