A Conversation for The Battle of the Gods
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Sep 21, 2001
*the sounds of a Harley are heard in the distance from the general direction of Mt Olympus* bub...bub...bubbabubbabubbabubbabubbabubbaBUBBABUBBABUBBABUBBA BUBBABUBBABUBBABUBBAbubbabubbabubbabubbabubbabubba...bub...bub *the battling Gods notice that it is a leather clad dog ... he is following a trail of body parts and madly twirling an obviously fake mustache. On his jacket picked out in studs are the words http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F51888?thread=140805&post=1329217#p1329217*
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Apollo Posted Sep 21, 2001
White Tiger better post soon... hate to see him lose due to a technicality 
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Sep 21, 2001
I haven't seen him on ICQ the last few days... I'm worried 
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The White Tiger - Avatar to the Tiger God Posted Sep 21, 2001
"!! ROOOOAAAAARRRRRRR !!"
The White Tiger awakens from his long slumber.
"Gees he stomped the s***t outta me!! That does it!!" =*_*=
With a thunderous roar, the White Tiger God leaps into the air and a green glow surrounds him. The glow intensifies as the White Tiger God begins to take a new shape, a new more terrifying form. He lands upon the ground on all fours, now 4 times larger than he was before. He has transformed into a full white tiger in animal form. His strength is obvious.
"Ah, that feels so much better! Now then, here kitty kitty kitty. =^_^= Hahahahha!"
The White Tiger rushes Uncle Heavy and pounces him! UH suddenly finds himself face down in the dirt with a tiger god standing on top. He also realized that the White Tiger is now heavier than Uncle Heavy himself. 
The White Tiger bounces off of UH to land just beside him. As UH groans, WT raises a paw and extends his claws 6 inches (no side remarks Saturn Girl =P). The White Tiger God stabs his claws through the middle of UH impaling him. With UH screaming with excrusiating pain, the White Tiger flings UH into the air flying 100 meters away, landing ontop of the tree (on the top branch no less).
Dazed, confused, and in pain, UH is helpless and he hangs limp from the top branch. Finally, with another thundering roar the White Tiger glows with power again. He calls forth a thousand adorable kittens who climb the tree and make UH the sole object of their affections. They are so cute and adorable, but painfully irritating. One can only stand the constant mewing and rubbing for so long...
The White Tiger God leaves Uncle Heavy to the torture of the kittens for now.
The White Tiger has spoken.
=^_^=
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Sep 22, 2001
*Saturn Girl steals one of the cute little kittens to add to her menagerie, knowing the tiger god won't mind one bit. She sits off to the side, ignoring the current battle and playing with her new pet kitten, a red siamese that has just been named Colette, and is the most talkative sweet little adorable little bundle of fur in the whole wide world.*
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Sep 22, 2001
*UH just lies there, limply, being licked by kittens. however, he is a modern sort of God, and has a tazer connected to him which electrifies carefully placed strips of metal on his clothes and fries anything that gets too close. if he cant beat the tiger, he can at least dine on roast kitten*
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The White Tiger - Avatar to the Tiger God Posted Sep 22, 2001
"Eat my kind will you?!? Fine. Then fair is fair..."
The White Tiger God rushes UH, jumps at his midsection, and tears a whole completely through his abdomen! The White Tiger realizes that UH will eventually recover, being an immortal god. However he hopes that the pain and suffering of being eaten alive will serve as a painful reminder - don't mess with the tiger!
"*Burb*!"
Opps, eat a little too quickly. =^_^=
The White Tiger walks back to the rock with the MP3 player and plays AC/DC's "Hells Bells."
The White Tiger has dined. =^_^=
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The White Tiger - Avatar to the Tiger God Posted Sep 22, 2001
Having finished his meal, the White Tiger God looks over to Saturn Girl.
"Hey Saturn. Wanna pet me too? I'm all soft and cuddly. Heck, I'll even let you jump on my back and take you for a ride. "
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Sep 23, 2001
Gonna hav'ta change the mp3's current selection first... I don't agree with what UH was trying to change it to... but the general idea he had of changing what was playing was a good one.
*goes back to playing with her new little kitten, after pulling out a personal mp3 player and putting on head phones*
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Sep 24, 2001
*talking to post match commentato*
well barry, to say the least, i was gutted
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Apollo Posted Sep 24, 2001
Is cannibalism the new thing here? first SG tries to eat RedFish, now the Tiger God does eat Uncle Heavy!!
i hope he isn't poisonous...
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Sep 24, 2001
I wasn't trying to eat Red Fish! Just cook him... Sea would have been the one who ate him... I'm not much of a fish eater. 
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The White Tiger - Avatar to the Tiger God Posted Sep 24, 2001
Well, he did give me an upset stomach. =^_^=
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The White Tiger - Avatar to the Tiger God Posted Sep 28, 2001
The White Tiger God eats some breath mints and washes them down with a splash of Scotch.
"Gotta get that taste out of my mouth. Well, Uncle isn't exactly moving very much. Have I managed to kill an immortal god?"
The White Tiger God waits....
=^_^=
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Sep 28, 2001
*with a sucking sound, UH's innards regrow..explosive recompression if you will*
*he gets up*
i always lose
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Sep 29, 2001
Awwww... poor UH *gives him a great big hug, and a kiss on the cheek*
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- 81: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Sep 21, 2001)
- 82: Apollo (Sep 21, 2001)
- 83: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Sep 21, 2001)
- 84: The White Tiger - Avatar to the Tiger God (Sep 21, 2001)
- 85: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Sep 22, 2001)
- 86: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 22, 2001)
- 87: Apollo (Sep 22, 2001)
- 88: The White Tiger - Avatar to the Tiger God (Sep 22, 2001)
- 89: The White Tiger - Avatar to the Tiger God (Sep 22, 2001)
- 90: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Sep 23, 2001)
- 91: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 24, 2001)
- 92: Apollo (Sep 24, 2001)
- 93: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Sep 24, 2001)
- 94: The White Tiger - Avatar to the Tiger God (Sep 24, 2001)
- 95: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 27, 2001)
- 96: Apollo (Sep 27, 2001)
- 97: The White Tiger - Avatar to the Tiger God (Sep 28, 2001)
- 98: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 28, 2001)
- 99: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Sep 29, 2001)
- 100: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 29, 2001)
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