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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 6, 2001
now i can do all sorts of things. im going to shoot thunderbolts from my *rse!
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caper_plip Posted Oct 8, 2001
*Caper Plip drinks from a paper cup of barley water whilst watching the TV.*
Nothing better than a good drink after a few good smites in the BoG.
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caper_plip Posted Oct 11, 2001
Caper Plip was paying no attention to this little 'fit.
*Caper Plip pulls out her tennis racquet and conjures up a dart board and pool table.*
Anyone for a game of pool or darts?
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Apollo Posted Oct 11, 2001
Not while you're holding that tennis racquet 
*takes out a cue and chalks the end*
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caper_plip Posted Oct 11, 2001
*Caper Plip sets up the table.*
Heh, I'm not playing yet... I'm doing darts for the moment.
*She pulls out three darts from her shorts pocket and aims them at a dartboard.*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Oct 12, 2001
*saunters up to the pool table*
I'll play.
*takes out another cue, and chalks the end.*
You can break.
*grabs a bar stool from the bar, and sits down to watch and wait for her turn.*
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Apollo Posted Oct 12, 2001
*Lines up his shot, and sinks the 5 and 7*
Guess I'm solids 
*left with no shot, must settle for knocking the 9 and 10 against the rail*
Your turn...
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caper_plip Posted Oct 12, 2001
Yay! One hundred and eighty!
Hmmmm, of course, nothing is as it seems in Valhalla...
*The pool balls change into different coloured fruit with stickers showing the numbers on them.*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Oct 12, 2001
Hmmm... this is interesting *looks at fruit scattered across the pool table... decides the cocoanut with no sticker on it must be the cue ball, aims for the bunch of grapes sitting by the corner pocket that have a sticker that says 13 on them. The cocoanut squishes the grapes*
Okay, this sucks... I'm not playing with anything Caper Plip brings into exsistance! It doesn't play by the rules! *crosses arms, and drags an inflatible pool table out of the closet, and inflates it* I'll play you on this Apollo...
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caper_plip Posted Oct 12, 2001
*Caper Plip picks up fruit and whips up a fruit salad, offering it to the pool players.*
Sorry about that... racquet needs restringing.
*She pulls out some gutsavers and begins working on her racquet.*
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caper_plip Posted Oct 13, 2001
Could I have another barley water please?
*Caper Plip places empty glass on bar.*
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Oct 14, 2001
*Throws first dart at dartboard. Dart ricochets off wire, flys across the Inn and into the inflatable pool table, deflating it slowly causing all the balls to run into the centre depression*
*sits down pleased with his effort*
Maybe I should take this up professionally ?
*decides*
16 pints of lager, 34 packets of crisps and some pork scratchings please bartender ..... I have to work on my Darts player physique.
*dreams*
If this works out I may take up 10 pin bowling as well.
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caper_plip Posted Oct 14, 2001
Heh, my turn....
*The dart drills through the wall, travelling at high speed, and ends up orbiting in Dead Space.*
Hmmmmmm, triple twenty?
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- 81: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 6, 2001)
- 82: caper_plip (Oct 8, 2001)
- 83: Apollo (Oct 9, 2001)
- 84: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 10, 2001)
- 85: Apollo (Oct 11, 2001)
- 86: caper_plip (Oct 11, 2001)
- 87: Apollo (Oct 11, 2001)
- 88: caper_plip (Oct 11, 2001)
- 89: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Oct 12, 2001)
- 90: Apollo (Oct 12, 2001)
- 91: caper_plip (Oct 12, 2001)
- 92: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Oct 12, 2001)
- 93: caper_plip (Oct 12, 2001)
- 94: Apollo (Oct 13, 2001)
- 95: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 13, 2001)
- 96: Sergeant Mushroom (Oct 13, 2001)
- 97: caper_plip (Oct 13, 2001)
- 98: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Oct 14, 2001)
- 99: Sergeant Mushroom (Oct 14, 2001)
- 100: caper_plip (Oct 14, 2001)
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