A Conversation for Mount Olympus
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Apollo Posted Sep 25, 2001
Sure... no problem
*slips behind bar and assumes bartending until Bruinhilda returns*
One ambrosia... on the house...
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Sep 25, 2001
*opens one eye ..... notices long legs and leather miniskirt*
*opens both eyes*
*opens both eyes very wide *
sometimes the floor vantage point can be pretty handy chaps
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caper_plip Posted Sep 25, 2001
*Caper Plip strolls in, carrying her sports bags containing her tennis equipment from each shoulder. She has just come from training, and one can see a collection of broken tennis racquets sticking out of one of the bags. She walks up to the bar.*
Just barley water and a banana, please. Got to get back to the courts in a mo.
*The goddess finds a place near the television and sits down, watching the latest sports news whilst drinking thoughtfully.*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Sep 26, 2001
*tosses Red Mutt a nice juicy rare steak, having it land on the other side of his head, so he has to turn away from where Saturn Girl is sitting at the bar. While the mutt is distracted, she sits up straighter, and crosses her legs in a more lady like manner. She then reaches for the ambrosia that Golden Thighs just retreaved for her.*
On the house? You're a saint *reaches across the bar, and pinches Apollo on the cheek*
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Sep 26, 2001
*UH, God of nothing, saunters in. looking much the same as he does in the caption competition pictures (for verily, he has one to himself). He sits down, next to the bombshell goddess and wonders whether the 80s revival has gone far enough*
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Apollo Posted Sep 26, 2001
[Bartender] Welcome UH... nice point, by the way I was waiting for someone to mention that.
*slides water down to CP* Now, hun, about this banana....
*tosses a glass of Red Dog to the bar mutt* enjoy pup
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Sep 26, 2001
*waves to UH*
So is it beer, beer, beer or beer for you Unc
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caper_plip Posted Sep 26, 2001
*Caper Plip downs the barley water and goes back to the bar. She grabs Apollo by the collar and raises him into the air with one arm.*
You listen to me, you large-massed tub of lard! I have not had a good day on the courts today, you hear? Now, unless you keep your cocky remarks to yourself, I suggest you shut up or you'll end up like one of these broken racquets!
*She pulls one out as an example. It's not a pretty sight.*
Got that? Good.
*She drops the Sun God and dusts her hand off, replacing the racquet in her bag. She puts her hand in the pocket of her tennis shorts and pulls out an apple which she eats instead of the banana.*
Now, I'd like another barley water, please. And no stupid comments.
*The goddess turns to Red Dog.*
Sorry, I haven't anything edible, but would this do?
*She dips her hand into the other pocket of her shorts and pulls out a rather beaten-about tennis ball which seems to have lost a bit of its bounce. She chucks this at the canine and then returns back to her televsion-side seat.*
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Apollo Posted Sep 27, 2001
gets a little rough in this place... I was just going to ask if you wanted it peeled or not!!
okay, no I wasn't But here's your second barley.... *slides a glass across the table, curiously labled PGGB*
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Sep 27, 2001
Red Dog loses control and ..... after which bounces around the bar followed closely by a Red blur which knocks over everyones glasses.
*embarrased*
Sorry ... it`s genetic, can`t help it.
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caper_plip Posted Sep 27, 2001
OI! MUTT! YOU SPILT MY PINT!
*Caper Plip pulls a new racquet out of her bag and is just about to throw it at the canine, but restrains herself just before it leaves her hand...*
Damn, I only have three racquets left! Can't break any more... but you owe me a barley water, matey!
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Sep 27, 2001
*The tennis ball slowly rolls to a stop at Saturn Girl's feet. She leans down and picks it up, then looks at the Red Mutt.*
You're of couse going to treat everyone to the next round, right?
*bounces ball off the floor, catches it, bounces it again, catches it... repeats indeffinately*
Golden Thighs, can I get a Jones Soda to replace my spilled drink?
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Apollo Posted Sep 27, 2001
Sure babe...
*slides a Jones to Saturn Girl, a bottle with a picture of the Sobe lizard on it *
liked the idea myself...
*notices Caper Plip's spilled drink starting to dissolve the bar counter*
*quickly cleans the mess up*
Umm... another barley? okay *slides another "barley water" labled PGGB*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Sep 28, 2001
*Admires the picture of her pet lizard Nilpferd on the label before she opens the Jones Soda. Under the bottle cap it says "A Golden Thighed friend of your's will over use the protective powers of his loin cloth, thus rendering it useless as anymore than a butt flap". Saturn Girl giggles, and tosses the cap across the bar to Apollo*
Check it out Golden Thighs... these bottle caps have psychic power
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The White Tiger - Avatar to the Tiger God Posted Sep 28, 2001
"Barkeep! A synthale if you please!"
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Sep 28, 2001
*sheepishly*
Q: is it possible for a dog to look like a sheep ? ... infact can a human ... and why is a sheep used as an image for the feeling of mild embarrasment .... and ....
.... realises this is going nowhere
OK gods and goddesses, it is my divine birthday today so the drinks are on me Barman put it all on my tab please. I`ll settle up sometime this epoch
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Apollo Posted Sep 28, 2001
*slides a synthale to Tiger*
Treading on dangerous ground there UH....
I would try Caper Plip
Happy Birthday Dog goD !!!! *marks down several rounds on the bar mutt's tab*
Looks like a B-Day party at the Inn
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- 21: Apollo (Sep 25, 2001)
- 22: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Sep 25, 2001)
- 23: caper_plip (Sep 25, 2001)
- 24: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Sep 26, 2001)
- 25: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 26, 2001)
- 26: Apollo (Sep 26, 2001)
- 27: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Sep 26, 2001)
- 28: caper_plip (Sep 26, 2001)
- 29: Apollo (Sep 27, 2001)
- 30: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Sep 27, 2001)
- 31: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 27, 2001)
- 32: Apollo (Sep 27, 2001)
- 33: caper_plip (Sep 27, 2001)
- 34: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Sep 27, 2001)
- 35: Apollo (Sep 27, 2001)
- 36: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Sep 28, 2001)
- 37: The White Tiger - Avatar to the Tiger God (Sep 28, 2001)
- 38: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Sep 28, 2001)
- 39: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 28, 2001)
- 40: Apollo (Sep 28, 2001)
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