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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Oct 20, 2001
*signs for the goods, offers the sample over to Apollo* Special treat for you... careful though, it had a lot of punch to it. 
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Oct 20, 2001
*looks at drink*
I wouldn't drink that, if I were you
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Oct 22, 2001
*waits to see what happens*
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Witty Ditty Posted Oct 22, 2001
... although he has gone a spectacular shade of purple...
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Apollo Posted Oct 23, 2001
*looks around, noticing everyone looking at him.
tries to notice what they are noticing.
fails.
sees bar stool, tries to land on it.
notices a funny looking dog on the way down.
misses stool.
begins to float, as he missed the floor too*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Oct 23, 2001
Oh dear
*tries to help floating Apollo*
*realises she can't float, as she's only a goddess in training*
*realises she can fly, as she is an 
*
*helps him onto a seat*
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Oct 26, 2001
*fastens his seatbelt* good stuff, huh?
It also makes a great varnish and doubles as fuel for the Creepy Coupe III. I have to dilute it before putting it in the tank, though. The flames coming out of the exhaust keep blistering my paint job.
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Apollo Posted Nov 7, 2001
*finally recovering*
well now... that had a bit of kick
What was I saying?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Nov 8, 2001
You were just saying how much we all meant to you and that you were going to leave me the Inn in your will.
isn`t that right everyone
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Nov 8, 2001
yup! I just happen to have it recorded...
*turns on recorder and the voice of Apollo is heard, in between singing, declaring in a drunken voice that he loves everybody!
Tape skips badly, and then his voice is heard again, stating that "he will... leave... Red Dog his .... Inn"(the last word sound's suspiciously like Red Dog's voice, and there are several seconds between each word, but, hay, who cares about little things like that?*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Nov 9, 2001
I think I need a drink
And isn't Apollo immortal anyway?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Nov 9, 2001
I think that is pronounced with a silent `T` Sgt
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- 141: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Oct 20, 2001)
- 142: Sergeant Mushroom (Oct 20, 2001)
- 143: Apollo (Oct 22, 2001)
- 144: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Oct 22, 2001)
- 145: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Oct 22, 2001)
- 146: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Oct 22, 2001)
- 147: Sergeant Mushroom (Oct 22, 2001)
- 148: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 22, 2001)
- 149: Witty Ditty (Oct 22, 2001)
- 150: Apollo (Oct 23, 2001)
- 151: Sergeant Mushroom (Oct 23, 2001)
- 152: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Oct 26, 2001)
- 153: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 29, 2001)
- 154: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Oct 29, 2001)
- 155: Sergeant Mushroom (Oct 29, 2001)
- 156: Apollo (Nov 7, 2001)
- 157: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Nov 8, 2001)
- 158: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Nov 8, 2001)
- 159: Sergeant Mushroom (Nov 9, 2001)
- 160: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Nov 9, 2001)
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