h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Under construction

ooooooooooooooo I want to do a trailer i want to do a trailer!Thats it! We should each write our own trailers I have one for the Doctor that i've kinda been toying with, it popped fully formed into my brain!

Ill post it after this.

TRAILER FOR OFFSHOOT SEASON TWO - TRAILER ONE

*The Doctor walks through a deserted battlefield against the red sky. Left and Right are monsters – some instantly recognisable, some not.*

*And a song plays in the Background.*

*She walks towards the camera serenely, unfazed by the destruction and terrors that surround her, and she stops*

‘Guess whose back?’

*And she smiles*

‘We all are’

: I like this idea of yours Lf. By all means, then go ahead...

*Razor Ecg in a seperate clip can be seen tinkering with the "gearbox" to a hoverbike, then struggling to steer it*

"..."

*Parks it in order to avoid crashing*

Can you tell people when you do things like this? I got lost.</>

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F2624845?thread=2706058&show=20&skip=0#pi7 Off shoot season two :-)

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For future reference... got it.

What's going on here anyway?</>

: Character mini-bio.s/trailers... for right now-ish...

And are we still in space? Or on a planet?</>

: Hmm... interesting side-point. *Shrug* This is like a science-fiction serial... so in a way... we are sort of in an "Out of story" ... temporary staging area, for before/until the "present storyline: takes its place. <- Confusing sounding, I know. It's like we were a televison series,- is another way of looking at it.

So when is the story going to begin?</>

: When Lf is done with her trailer, and you can have one too if you like... I'll cut mine so that we can get into the thick of the storyline quicker... ? It'll be good too, 'cuz there will be big robot mechs and stuff, I promise.

Trailer? Why do we need a trailer? </>

: I think it is so that this seems more like a real television show or radio serial.

Why are we still doing the < ooc > thing if it has not started?</>

: ,- I... *Laughs out loud*
---> Good Question... to tell you the truth I sort of forget why...
I think it was so that it wouldn't get confused with the trailer. <---

---> Testing, testing, one-two, one-two *Adjusts knob to reduce feedback levels* <---

*Razor Ecg is futzying around with installing a last component into a boxboard full of guidance controls to a strange large, segmented Dragonian looking long robotic armor suit.*

It is plugged to power relays by retractable cables that plug into an unseen area in the ceiling.

"Almost finished..."

Narrator: "But wait,- how did he and the others get out of Capaciton's Gargantua-mega transporter type thing? What about the Solarans? How come Void had contracted a weird cyber virus? Why, why -why?!"
Did I spell that right?

Void: "Shut up narrator..."
*Cracks his knuckles*

Narrator: ", ok..."
*Does so*

---> Thus we have started the introductory pilot to Season two <---
I.e. still part of trailer *pokes Anole* Sort of.