h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'WAKE UP!! We have to go!!'

*Anole shoot his head knocking a random piece of expensive equipment to the floor smashing it, and giving himself a major headache*
[Anole]: Ouch.... that hurt. *rubs top of his head* Where are we going?</>

[Razor Ecg]: "Go? Why... to a vastly uncharted region of Outer-space, but that is really nothing new. Not in so much..."

*Gestures proudly at the gleaming and decalled + well-detailed piece of machine armor that is already finished*

"...as this."

Repairbot2 bonks into repair bot one as they begin to finish up reattaching the arm (oops). Pausing slightly, as though to electronically scold one another, they continue busily along their way, kicking it into the proverbial 3rd gear/overdrive, so to speak.

[Anole]: Do we have to leave? How will I get anywhere anyway?

Razor: "The ship's moving... we have to get to a certain weird set of coordinates... and then explore them for trace signs of er...
Well, You can ask The Doctor on that one. She knows about what that stuff is better than I could guess."

*There is a blueprint-looking thing set down spread in front of where all three are at and with the machine armors behind it.*

It describes a plan for exploring said area, using said robotsuits.

[Anole]: Does that mean I can go back to sleep?

*The Doctor stands quietly, looking thoughtfull*

'Well..the TARDIS should be around here somewhere, i could take you in it!'

[Anole]: The what?

'Wait..erm..you know the TARDIS? it's my space ship.'

*The Doctor looks confused for a moment*

'I could have sworn i parked it around here somewhere'

*Anole looks at a random hatch in one of the walls*
[Anole]: Is that it?</>

Hello?</>

Sorry!

'Well no..it kinda looks like a big blue police box..it's hard to explain..'

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Anole: Is that so...? Well, I guess you better not try to explain it to little ol' me *chuckles*</>

*the Doctor squints down the corridor*


'I think..yep..thats it! Follow me'

And she strolls of down the corridor

For those that care TARDIS stands for time and relative dimensions in space, its a machine that can travel through space and time. PLEASE ask why it's a police box, go on make my day!

*Anole follows her down the hall*
What is a police box?</>

'Oh ..erm..it's a blue box used in the 60's on earth to call for help. It looks like that on the outside because the chamelion circit fused one day and it got stuck. It used to blend in with the enviroment around it'

The Doctor opens the TARDIS door with a key, inside it's huge, much bigger than it looks on the outside with a massive centrel console. She turns to Anole smiles and asks:

'So are we going or what?'

*looks in*
Anole: Is there food?</>

'Sorry there isn't! I don't really need to eat..'

*runs down the hall, and returns pushing several large boxes designated "FOOD" and has a mountain of blankets and pillows on his back*
Anole: I wish to the comfortable.</>
*sticks the stuff in a corner of the craft and plops down on the pillows and blankets*

[Razor Ecg]: "That's funny. I could have sworn I..."

*Double checks an inventory list, rubs his eyes, then shrugs, walking by it*

"Now, wonder where those two have gone of to..."


*decides to sit down on a crate & gets out a harmonica-like instrument, then -sits*

*Plays the harmonica-like thing*