A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Oct 5, 2001
::pats Pandora's bum and quickly yoinks the splinter:: 
That's a nasty one...
I hope I made you feel better. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 5, 2001
Maybe she can practice feeling.
Perhaps you could help?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 5, 2001
*Mr. Andrews strolls in with a sleveless shirt displaying his new 
tatoo*
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 6, 2001
Thank you Joe 
That's MUCH better...I was getting tired from all that standing. 
Oooo...Mr. C.!!! That's loverly! Wanna' see my tatoos? 
Where's THIS 
come from?
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Anquet Posted Oct 6, 2001
afternoon pan.
glad to see that splinters out. 
oh no not another i thought pod had got rid of them all! oh well perhaps this'll get him out....
*Dm starts saying "Mint Sauce" and the makes a dash for it out the window* well i'm glad thats sorted out then.
any chance of some 
s or a ?
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Oct 6, 2001
* walks in wearing her quiz mistress outfit and goes over to the notice board * Introducing The >-| Link The Lighthouse Bar Pub Quiz has started in the dark corner of the bar http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F70774?thread=144952 Everyone welcome - plenty of prizes and >-|
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 6, 2001
Qu'est la Pub Quiz?
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Oct 6, 2001
Why not come and find out!
* Light leaves again *
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 6, 2001
*Exuet Mr. Andrews*
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Oct 7, 2001
Hi!
Is Captain Pierce around? I have a 
for him... a souvenier from my trip. Its a stack of old 45s... Golden Oldies: Beach Boys, the Doors, the Animals, Gerry and the Pacemakers, even Beatles! Oh, and 'You've Got A Friend', Carole King.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 7, 2001
Pleazzzze.....don't give him those or I'll be forced to toss his record player overboard!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 7, 2001
...at second glance...the Doors are welcome!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 8, 2001
But not the Beach Boys?
Gosh, Pandora, I heard them on
the school bus radio every morning
on the way to school. The Beatles
didn't even exist yet, that's how
long ago it was! They'd sing
"Barbara Ann," and I would get the
words wrong, thinking the song
was about "Bob Durant."
Sometimes I sing Beach Boys songs at
nursing homes nowadays, and the patients
seem to like them--assuming they understand
what we're singing.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 8, 2001
Okie-Dokie...whatever blows your hair back!
Don't mind me...I'm a gracefully aging Hippie. And also a Pink Floyd-Aholic. 
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Oct 8, 2001
I was recently in a pub in a tiny village in Suffolk. A group of men in rough work clothes were singing ballads and playing instruments together. All of a sudden I was hearing Sloop John B. !!!
Had to get up and join in!!!
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Anquet Posted Oct 8, 2001
pink floyd pan? tres cool! 
mari-rae men in rough work clothes? no the Village people surely?
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plato <surfer> Posted Oct 8, 2001
Yea! Pink Floyd is incredible!
I would sing, but I would get Moderated fast...
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 9, 2001
Ahoy - and many happy floyds all around!
Having read the mother of all backlogs it is my distinct pleasure to welcome:
Dax - go ahead with that shop of yours (if you haven't done it already). Just please don't sell any chewing gum - I hate to see it on the planks of this vessel - or any vessel, for that matter 
Uncle daddypants - go ahead with... well, er, with what actually? Ah, well, just make yourself at home. You know the routine? Just press the "discuss"-button on the front page.
Scott Bennet - musicians are always welcome. We have got quite an orchestra by now as well as a distinguished discjockey (Kheldar). Try to see Wowbagger and/or Kes in their cabins. What instrument do you play. I don't think we have a 
-organ yet
Paul H - it wasn't I but DM who preferred seminude pirates. Not that I can't live with that - but when it comes to piratesses, well... 'Nuff said?
Thanks for the presents mari-rae. Carole King really hit the spot 
PS: Hope I didn't leave anyone out If so I am sorry, but I have been very busy in RL - and still am, so I won't be around much for a considerable time. See ya!
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Oct 9, 2001
::Spits his gum over the side and looks around ishly::
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- 742: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 5, 2001)
- 743: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 5, 2001)
- 744: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 6, 2001)
- 745: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 6, 2001)
- 746: Anquet (Oct 6, 2001)
- 747: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Oct 6, 2001)
- 748: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 6, 2001)
- 749: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Oct 6, 2001)
- 750: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 6, 2001)
- 751: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Oct 7, 2001)
- 752: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 7, 2001)
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- 754: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 8, 2001)
- 755: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 8, 2001)
- 756: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Oct 8, 2001)
- 757: Anquet (Oct 8, 2001)
- 758: plato <surfer> (Oct 8, 2001)
- 759: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 9, 2001)
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