A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
The Adventures of Captain Pierce and His Crew on Christmas Island
The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Oct 1, 2001
Where will you be "standing" Pandora? I'm pretty good at splinter removal. 
The Adventures of Captain Pierce and His Crew on Christmas Island
plato <surfer> Posted Oct 2, 2001
*races in, barricades the door, and dives out the window*
The sheep are after me! 
The Adventures of Captain Pierce and His Crew on Christmas Island
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 2, 2001
Oh, that's really baaaaaaad news. 
But they're such tiny .
How can they possibly hurt you? Except for the rams,
of course. I've been butted by rams a few times. Maybe
they were mutual-fund managers from Baltimore? 
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Gwennie Posted Oct 2, 2001
*Inspects her scrubbed and clean feet*
Wow! Thanks Pan! 
What's that noise? 
*A heard of come thundering around the corner of the corridor*
*Leaps behind Pan for safety*
Does anyone have a sheepdog handy? 
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Oct 2, 2001
Luuuudwig !!!
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Tabitca Posted Oct 2, 2001
cat chases sheep....wey hey this is fun....jumper anyone?????
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 2, 2001
dig the
The Adventures of Captain Pierce and His Crew on Christmas Island
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 2, 2001
Hurrrrrrr..... ariiiiiigght... dowwwwwnnnnnn boy..... 
get into formation:
............................... ............................... ............................... ............................... ............................... ............................... ...............................
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Researcher 179388 Posted Oct 2, 2001
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Oct 2, 2001
The Adventures of Aunt Matilda and Her Penuchi Fudge
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 2, 2001
If we're going to have to cope with ,
we'll need to keep up our energy. Aunt Matilda has been
up all night making fudge, so help yourself, everybody.
Plenty of energy in penuchi fudge! 
The Adventures of Aunt Matilda and Her Penuchi Fudge
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 2, 2001
... Well Joe, there's your answer...I'll be at the fudge with a nice hot cup of decaf 
...you saw what happens when I have caffine! You can't miss the splinter...I would rather not see you coming. Perhaps when I bend down to have another fudge, you could just pluck the splinter? that would make you a 'bum plucker'
You're so sweet...so is this wonderful fudge! *takes out notebokk & writes: do 200 extra sit-ups until Christmas* 
The Adventures of Aunt Matilda and Her Penuchi Fudge
plato <surfer> Posted Oct 3, 2001
*calls in from outside*
Are they gone yet?
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Anquet Posted Oct 3, 2001
yes mr plato its ok, you can come out of your hiding place now the have gone. pod disposed of them in an orderly fashion.
any fudge left ?
or russian 
?
*hands plato a 
and gives him a 
*
here, this'll make you feel better.
The Adventures of Aunt Matilda and Her Penuchi Fudge
plato <surfer> Posted Oct 3, 2001
Oh... It does!
*takes willingly*
MMmmmm...
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Oct 3, 2001
* walks in and posts a notice saying ' The new thread for the Lighthouse Bar is open - drinks etc now being served at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F70774?thread=144403 Hope to see you there soon, Light ' Hi everyone :-)
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plato <surfer> Posted Oct 3, 2001
I feel ish...
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plato <surfer> Posted Oct 4, 2001
And now I feel peckish for some 
ish...
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The Adventures of Captain Pierce and His Crew on Christmas Island
- 721: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Oct 1, 2001)
- 722: plato <surfer> (Oct 2, 2001)
- 723: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 2, 2001)
- 724: Gwennie (Oct 2, 2001)
- 725: Floh Fortuneswell (Oct 2, 2001)
- 726: Tabitca (Oct 2, 2001)
- 727: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 2, 2001)
- 728: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 2, 2001)
- 729: Researcher 179388 (Oct 2, 2001)
- 730: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Oct 2, 2001)
- 731: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 2, 2001)
- 732: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 2, 2001)
- 733: plato <surfer> (Oct 3, 2001)
- 734: Anquet (Oct 3, 2001)
- 735: plato <surfer> (Oct 3, 2001)
- 736: Anquet (Oct 3, 2001)
- 737: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Oct 3, 2001)
- 738: plato <surfer> (Oct 3, 2001)
- 739: Anquet (Oct 4, 2001)
- 740: plato <surfer> (Oct 4, 2001)
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