A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 27, 2004
I've heard of tequila having a worm in it, but never and elephant... 
Margaritas anyone? 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 27, 2004
I'd prefer a dry martini.
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Kes Posted Apr 27, 2004
This should keep it dry!
*Hands Mr C an umbrella, in case of airborne animal incontinence.* 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 27, 2004
*has 
under *
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F F Churchton Posted Apr 28, 2004
To quote Elephant's to catch eels last night:
This is just the support group, we're not drunk enough to be in the main band!!!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 28, 2004
::sends a few crew members to fetch small rucksack-
s from the 27th aircraft hold in order to fly up and put dipers on the elephant and other assorted flying animals::
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 28, 2004
Hey! Don't look at me! I aint changin' no elephant's diaper!
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 28, 2004
Would you rather swab the deck?
With but a cotton swab???
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 29, 2004
Actually... YES!!! 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 29, 2004
::the elephant sneezes helium::
INCOMING!
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 29, 2004
You know, elephants are very versatile. Not only do they go well with tequila, but they'e really yummy with a nice shiraz or even an occasional brandy sauce! 
*notices the elephant looking at her with apprehension*
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 29, 2004
Too bad it's not filled with hydrogen.
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Apr 29, 2004
Be glad with those loaded guns and fuses around here
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F F Churchton Posted Apr 30, 2004
Remember the last time a fire inspector was on board, after we gave him the money he said it was the safest place in the world, then he admired Pierce's fire!!!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 30, 2004
speaking of fire, i wonder if the fireplace is big enough to bbq an elephant 
i must say, michelle, the thought of elephant roast and 
isindeed very tempting 
quick, summon the 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 30, 2004
also we need a minor forest of sweet chestnut trees for the stuffing
send out a search party!
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 30, 2004
But sir! We're in the middle of the Mediterenian!
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shagbark Posted May 1, 2004
then maybe we need to use our helicopters to get the search party ashore. Here's a fact sheet.
http://www.unifi.it/project/ueresgen29/ds7.htm
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted May 1, 2004
So why do we need European Chestnuts?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted May 1, 2004
Oh, right, to stuff the elephant. Has it come down yet?
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- 2981: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 27, 2004)
- 2982: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 27, 2004)
- 2983: Kes (Apr 27, 2004)
- 2984: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 27, 2004)
- 2985: F F Churchton (Apr 28, 2004)
- 2986: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 28, 2004)
- 2987: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 28, 2004)
- 2988: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 28, 2004)
- 2989: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 29, 2004)
- 2990: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 29, 2004)
- 2991: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 29, 2004)
- 2992: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 29, 2004)
- 2993: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Apr 29, 2004)
- 2994: F F Churchton (Apr 30, 2004)
- 2995: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 30, 2004)
- 2996: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 30, 2004)
- 2997: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 30, 2004)
- 2998: shagbark (May 1, 2004)
- 2999: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (May 1, 2004)
- 3000: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (May 1, 2004)
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