A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam

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Post 2961

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

Let's poke it with a stick.


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Post 2962

Kes

Is anyone willing to try mouth-to-trunk resusc?


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Post 2963

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

I think that falls into one of the captain's duties, you know the one, recusitation of drowning females?


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Post 2964

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

you are overlooking two important details there, mr. christopher:

a) that's not a trunk
b) that's not a female elephant

smiley - pirate


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Post 2965

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

smiley - bigeyes


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Post 2966

F F Churchton

How do you know it's not a female elephant Pierce???


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Post 2967

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

I though we only kept females in the freezer?


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Post 2968

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

smiley - erm

Is it normal for an elephant to be floating feet up in a tanker of tequila? smiley - bigeyes


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Post 2969

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

it is here

smiley - pirate


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Post 2970

F F Churchton

What is???


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Post 2971

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

it is normal for an elephant to be floating feet up in a tanker of tequila here

smiley - pirate


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Post 2972

F F Churchton

Well a tanker full of Tequila is a rarity in itself, but an elephant, anyway, any one fancy going to Basra, there's a terminal there that's 'supposed' to be suppling oil, however my intellence sources tell me it's suppling Mead!!!


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Post 2973

Kes

*Passes up a compressed helium line from Engineering*

Here - pop that into its trunk and turn on! smiley - evilgrin


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Post 2974

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

i will

as soon as pigs can fly...

smiley - pirate


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Post 2975

Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking

** looks up to see the results of the test run **

Eh, Captain, it seems they can this waysmiley - flyhi


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Post 2976

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

*films the ascending pachederm*


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Post 2977

F F Churchton

smiley - popcorn!!!


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Post 2978

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

hmm, we'd better make a few more pilot tests

smiley - ponysmiley - sheepsmiley - antsmiley - blacksheepsmiley - chick

smiley - pirate


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Post 2979

F F Churchton

smiley - orangefishsmiley - bluefish!!!


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Post 2980

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

Um, Captain, what do we do when the floating animals need to, um, erm, potty?


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