A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 19, 2004
*a cluster of pirates with very very very long straws slurp up all of Shagbark's tequilla before the barrel even gets on board*
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 19, 2004
They say lemon makes your hair shine! 
*she says as she rinses her hair with lemon juice, sprinkles salt over both shoulders and dives (a graceful arc) into the tank of tequilla*
Come on in! The temperature is fine! 
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F F Churchton Posted Apr 19, 2004
*comes back aboard with several oil barrels of Tequila on two trolleys*
There futher down you go, the better the stuff becomes!!!
*has a pint of Tequila before collecting more barrels*
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Kes Posted Apr 19, 2004
*Consumes large tequila before resuming the difficult task of keeping both Bloods alongside both tankers* 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 20, 2004
oops, 
michelle
i tought you said "bite me"
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 20, 2004
*films Kes's navagation skills*
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 20, 2004
I'm sure I did, but I didn't mean it literally! 
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F F Churchton Posted Apr 21, 2004
*cough* http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/radio4_aod.shtml?elephants *cough*
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 21, 2004
hey, no elephants allowed on this 'ere bridge
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 21, 2004
Quick! The elephant is drinking all of the tequila!
Help! Help!
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 22, 2004
*pushes the elephant into the tanker hold, causing a massive displacement of Tequilla*
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Kes Posted Apr 22, 2004
I suppose that's as in:
"Why do elephants have lemon slices stuck between their toenails?"
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 22, 2004
Why???
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 22, 2004
i am not entirely sure you want to know the answer 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 22, 2004
Is it so they don't leave tracks in the fruit salad?
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F F Churchton Posted Apr 23, 2004
Where are the Tanker crew anyway, I hope they don't mind us stealing there Tequila and leaving a drunken elephant in the hold!!!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 23, 2004
i'm sure they fled when they saw you come riding on the elephant 
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shagbark Posted Apr 23, 2004
haven't you figured out yet. this tanker is a diversion. They figure we will be to drunk to attack the port by the time we finish with it.
they don't know us do they captain 
.
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F F Churchton Posted Apr 23, 2004
You can never be "too drunk" just unconscious!!!
*drinks Tequila*
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Kes Posted Apr 23, 2004
The answer to the elephant and lemon question is:
So you can't see them when they're ploating upside-down in a tanker full of tequila!
Hmm .... should the elephant be upside-down like that?
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- 2941: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 19, 2004)
- 2942: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 19, 2004)
- 2943: F F Churchton (Apr 19, 2004)
- 2944: Kes (Apr 19, 2004)
- 2945: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 20, 2004)
- 2946: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 20, 2004)
- 2947: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 20, 2004)
- 2948: F F Churchton (Apr 21, 2004)
- 2949: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 21, 2004)
- 2950: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 21, 2004)
- 2951: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 22, 2004)
- 2952: Kes (Apr 22, 2004)
- 2953: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 22, 2004)
- 2954: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 22, 2004)
- 2955: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 22, 2004)
- 2956: F F Churchton (Apr 23, 2004)
- 2957: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 23, 2004)
- 2958: shagbark (Apr 23, 2004)
- 2959: F F Churchton (Apr 23, 2004)
- 2960: Kes (Apr 23, 2004)
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