h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*and the ship reels wildly*

*Hanging from stanchion tone of voice*

That's enough left hand, Helmsman ... centre the wheel, if you please!

*the ship steadies on its course ro rendevous with the tanker*

*Inspects the vessel through binoculars*.

I say! They have their annoyed financial advisor lamenting the loss of their smelly ship-stopping device!



Or, in other words ....

A rancour banker hankers for the danker tanker anchor ...




(You've got to be really careful how you say that!)

Or be

Wowee, look at the size of that, all that Tequlia...

*faints*

holy cow, navigator, what have you been drinking, smoking and/or snorting off late

and where did you get it from?

I wish I could say, sir.

Oh, wait, I can...


"sir."

*Brings The Blood alongside the tequila tanker*

Right! Has anyone got a hose and a pump?

er, no, not just now

but michelle has a very long straw

Don't you all wish you could say that?

*yells back up the gangplank to the crew*

"lower the straw!"

She watches as the ship's crane positions the gigantic straw down through the hatch into the tanker's main tank. She also watches as her fellow/fellowess s joggle for position at the receiving end of the straw...



Is anyone filming this? This should be fun... Make room for the Captain, he gets to inhale first...

*rock salt is thrown from the crows nest*

shagbark arrives with a wheelbarrow full of lemons from the greenhouse. He throws one into the air and slices it in half with his cutlas.

*readies the camcorder*

*wakes up*

The Tequila, hey get off it's mine, all mine



*boards tanker armed with sliced lime and makes her way to the ballast, where the most densely concentrated Tequila is stored*

::inhales::



::licks salt of michelle ::

::bites into lemon::

wait, that was the wrong order. so i *must* have another go at it

*films all of this with a *

Just as long as it doesn't turn into "licks salt off of lemon, bites into Michele"

*plays with the focus lense*

shagbark dumps barrel of salt on deck of tanker lowers empty barrel into hold on rope and pulls it back full of tequila. he puts barrel in wheelbarrow and returns to the Blood.