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Mmm, that's a bit harsh...you could say that to a teenager, perhaps, but I dunno about a 12 year old.

Then again, if that's "technically" true, then I've definitely gone off the deep end. I've been insomniac for ages. Take now, for instance: I've been up since 4 PM yesterday. It's now 2 PM, and I have to be at work at 5:30 PM. Probably won't get home 'til 1 AM or so.

This is the third time this week.

Then again, I'm not 12 years old. If I want to be nuts...it's my choice.

Cheers,

--C.

... and that is without taking into account the impressive time differences which we all have to adjust to
shazzPRME

working with infinity is feasibly possible. infinity plus infinity is simply infinity. the same when you multiply, addition and mulitplication being the only real functions in math, or something along those lines. however, my Texas Instrument 89 graphing calculator claims that infinity minus infinity is not infinity, but, in fact, undefined. can anyone tell me why?
i've also been curious to this fact of the existence of infinity and integers. if there are infinite numbers, then there are infinite decimal places. with infinite decimal places, 1.9999... could go on forever. so how did anyone ever get 2.00 from anything?

I'm talking about insanity and death resulting from staying awake for twelve of fifteen days. Missing a few hours here or there won't do it. Thats what I meant when I said it's "techniclly" true.

Newton indeed proved that infinity is a number, along with pi,e,0,etc. Some equations don't work with any number but infinite.

For some obscure reason this conversation appeared on my home page although I'd never posted to it. I'm glad it did. Why am I not surprised to find T.M. posting here?

What do you throw a drowning Guitarist?

His Amplifier.

It's ALIVE! ALIIVVEEEE!

Right, unless I'm really stupid (which very well may be), this joke doesn't make sense. Could you please do me a favour and explain it?
Many thanks, and sorry if I've intruded.
~Latch

Here's one of my favorite jokes:
Q: What did the pig with legs say to the pig with no legs?
A: You've got legs.
haha =)

What joke?



Did you hear about the guitarist who locked his keys in the van?

He had to break the window to get the drummer out.

It's just very very very very.... Very very very... big. Very very very very very very.......small. Very....beautiful. Very.....

i'm confused....

brilliant!

So I says to my one-legged Kiwi, "Peg!".

i am, i am. i'm back. i got a little lost for a while. i was just taking a little trip. i'm back now, but i don't know for how long.

i'm glad to see this fourm has held to it's origanal topics.

well, i'll see you around the office then.

i know i made a little mistake. take a look at post 21.

http://www.h2g2.com/F7190&thread=4371&skip=20&show=20