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The man in the shack Posted Jul 24, 1999
Just for the benefit of all passing through this forum, the full cast were:
Captain Pugwash.
Seaman Staines.
Master Bates.
Roger the Cabinboy.
And the BBC didn't notice for YEARS.
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The man in the shack Posted Jul 24, 1999
Another thing the beeb took a while to cotton onto was the shop in Noddy's village that sold s+m gear.
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jul 24, 1999
The BBC rejected the disco hit 'Staying Alive' for being too frivolous, and preferred Julie Andrews 'The Sound Of Music' to be aired if Britain came under nuclear attack. I am going to run this on my home page and ask for alternative songs. 'Suffer Bomb Damage' by the Dead C springs to mind.
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 24, 1999
How about*June is Bustin out all over*
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The man in the shack Posted Jul 24, 1999
Instantaneous megaton death by Napalm Death.
Snappy little number of two-seconds duration.
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 24, 1999
Getting morbid in here now!! I'm going to go cheer myself up with an early night LOL...must remember to take off my limbs & put my eyes somewhere safe 1st though...night boys 
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jul 24, 1999
Pink Frost by the Chills. Chorus of bye, bye sung in monotone could be suitably morbid.
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The man in the shack Posted Jul 24, 1999
Don't forget to empty the colostomy bag.
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 24, 1999
Thanks..I'll take that to bed with me then...just to keep me warm & thinking of *And now,the end is near,& so I face the final curtain* 
G'night
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 24, 1999
You cheeky s*d..I don't know if I will bother to answer that..oops ...I just have!!
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Jul 27, 1999
In reference to earlier parts of this conversation, bagpipes make a mulled whine.
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 28, 1999
Nice one Spiney Any more like that anyone?? 
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Thinker42 Posted Jul 28, 1999
Coming in late, very late, extremely late, possibly fatally late, to this forum I would like to say there are an infinite number of infinities therefore they have an infinite number of colors. Of course I am a liar, so you can't believe anything I say.
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 29, 1999
Wouldn't an infinite number of infinites cancel themselves out and become nothing though??
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jul 29, 1999
Nothing would surprise me
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 30, 1999
But that means that everything would then!!
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jul 30, 1999
Occassionly I get surprised by infinity biting me on the bum. It leaves a dark bluish bruise.
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 30, 1999
oooohhhhhhhh!! Well I better pop over & rub it better for you then...failing that..here's some butter for you to apply
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