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shazzPRME Posted Jul 23, 1999
Wrong Mull!! And don't bagpipes always drone??
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jul 23, 1999
Mulled wine? Sometimes bagpipes bellow.
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The man in the shack Posted Jul 23, 1999
You just carry on mulling that one over, toonz.
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 23, 1999
I'm just mulling that remark over! Bagpipes are one of the few *musical* instruments that have all the properties of a pregnant cat!!
...when in the wrong hands of course 
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The man in the shack Posted Jul 23, 1999
I know you like the clangers, but bagspuss?
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 23, 1999
The silly old stuffed cat??..and the magical,mechanical,mouse organ ..and Mr Snaffle the Woodpecker!! ..no,not really!
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The man in the shack Posted Jul 24, 1999
I used to live at Camberwick Green.
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 24, 1999
The real one no doubt Didn't the factory siren get on your nerves!!
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The man in the shack Posted Jul 24, 1999
But it was worth it for the tea-dance. Especially after 1000 mushrooms.
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 24, 1999
Ahhhh..the good old dance on the village square..or was it the squire And 1,000 mushrooms is a bit excessive!!
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The man in the shack Posted Jul 24, 1999
It's the only way you get to live in Camberwick Green though.
And Windy Miller was my best f*****g mate.
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 24, 1999
ohhhhh....nothing like a roll in the flour to whiten the complexion huh
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jul 24, 1999
Drinks mulberry wine while dancing aroung the mulberry tree prettily placed on the village square. A cat's chorus sings along with the 24 bagpipe playing bands. British Airways complain about the noise.
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The man in the shack Posted Jul 24, 1999
Harry Seycome on mushrooms and his tap-dancing octopi orchestra join in the melee. British Airways sell up to Richard Branson.
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 24, 1999
Not to mention the occupants of Trumpton..who seem to have an awful lot of Pew,Pew ..Barney Magrew is getting Cuthbert really Dibbled and as for that Grubb!!!
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jul 24, 1999
Vestal virgins run amok, naked
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The man in the shack Posted Jul 24, 1999
"Time goes by when you're
the driver of a train,
speeding out of Trumpton
with a cargo of cocaine.
I get high when I'm
the driver of a train,
speeding under bridges
I'm stoned out of my brain."
That's a lyric of Berkenhead band half-man, half-biscuit.
They did another one called "The Trumpton riots"
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 24, 1999
Postman Pat,Postman Pat,
Postman Pat ran over his cat,
Blood & guts went flying,
All the kids were crying,
I swear there never was a flatter cat.
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The man in the shack Posted Jul 24, 1999
Well how about Captain Pugwash and friends?
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 24, 1999
Ahhh..now we're into positive pornography Better watch out huh....my fave was The Able Seaman...say no more!!
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