h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's highly improbable, but not impossible...wait, reverse that...

Hi. Could any of you start making sense? Thanks.

I'd say the improbability of that occurring would 3,567,543,456,432 to 1.

Doc we ARE making sense ! Or at least it seems as if we are ? perhaps you are only imagining that we aren't ? All very bizarre. If infinity is a light blue as Marvin says does it then change colour when we look rose-coloured spectacles ?? I would argue that it does

Forgive me, pedantic though it may seem, I happen to know that the definition of infinity is infact : "Bigger than the bigges thing you can imagine, and then some.". 'Tis true.

Wonders what colour infantilism is?

Baby pink

Thank-you Fission Chips. Did you know unshaken tomato ketchup flows at 0.28mph.

Ah, but did you know that tomato ketchup shot out of a cannon can reach a much higher velocity?

Makes a large pot of steaming hot tea, Watches the Brownian Motion with open-mouthed fasination, drinks tea.

Having fed the animals and looked at the sheep, tea doesn't taste quite the same...
Is infinity light blue? No, that's the sky. Infinity is on the other side and its dark purply blue with orange swirly bits.

Infinity is a limit? Surely not. Infinity is limitless, and its any colour you want it to be - tell you what, why don't we all go there and find out.

On my home page I am organising a group booking for people waiting to be abducted. I imagine we will pass close to infinity. All interested come along and sign up

That sounds like a good idea

Sorry, I'm new to this and I've just realised you can change your name! (Duuur)I was researcher26914.

Jokes...

Whats the fastest food in the world?
Scone....

(skon...say it fast!)

Whats the second fastest food in the world?

meringue

(you're damon hill when you say it..)

I know they're a bit pathetic, but tell your freinds after a few lagers and they'll laugh - honest!

It seems to me that this is the sort of thing that one can only understand once one has accepted that one cannot understand this sort of thing. BTW: "yields falsehood when proceeded by it's quotation" yields falsehood when proceeded by it's quotation. Anyone else read GEB?

i think that's highly improbable !

...I liked that thing on your page that showed who's all logged on at h2g2.

But I didn't sign up for your alien abduction thingy...unless the aliens look like Natalie Portman.

virtual fish

You may be interested in my Millennium Project now appearing on my page and then again you may not. The who's on thingy and much more can be stolen from vegimans page