h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Exactly. But now say it feelign dahling... like so:

Sequins!

Seeeequins!!


Oh! Clive of the Yes! Yes! YES!! thread

Ooh sequins

Indeed!

I was thinking along the lines of Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert meets the Texas Chainsaw massacre myself..........

not seen Priscilla but the Texas chain saw....

Well rent them immediately young lady! See the light!

*muffled murmerings from inside the fridge.*

I see the light - oh no wait...now I don't.

*NJA giggles as she switches the plug on and off*

I have a problem with my new toy in the Lab, the Handy Dandy overdrive 2000 hard drive/DVD recorder. I recorded "Dawn of the Dead" last night on Channel 4 (The Kiddies just love that) and it followed on into a recording of Tickabilla this morning.

Problem is, I think the recordings are leaking into one another. Petra Stringfellow was watching Tickabilla, and all of a sudden this Zombie stuffed toy lurched on, covered in blood and it bit off Mr Tumbles head.

That wasnt soooo bad, but then the headless corpse got up and went on the rampage through sunday nights episode of Coronation Street. I tell ya. the Rovers Return hasnt seen so much blood since Ena Sharples got the hump with Minnie Caldwell and she knifed her in the ladies.

We now (as I watch) have the cast of Corrie all wild eyed and bloodied wandering through an advert for Iceland. Personally, I am too horrified to even mention what they did in the seven o'clock news but lets just say that the weather girl will never be quite the same.

Think we can work this into the Mad Lab movie plot? Uh Oh, here we go again. Hordes of Cybermen from Doctor Who are descending on Grange hill and the only thing stopping them is Emma Peel and John Steed........

Ooooh Madlab *blows stuff up*

carefull with explosives in here.

you could hurt somebody!

your point being...

There isn't one, just thought id be nice.

*sulks off to her cupboard*

*blows up cuboard*

*stands looking as the cupboard disappears around her*

*quickly hides handcuffs behind her back*

*realises she is naked and quickly grabs her dress*

I told you not to blow stuff up

*blows up stuff*

BUt its sooo fun

But now you have blown up my cupboard where am I supposed to go for some fun?

Another cupboard?

But that was my first cupboard

*Slinks out from behind his holiday Time Machine coffin licking a drippy 99 with a flake inserted at a jaunty angle. Observes the newcomer blowing things up through narrowed eyes, sweeping mistress Nicky off her feet and planting a smacker on her lucious lips *

AHA!

*Straps the newcomer down and nails the obligatory Pepporoni Pizza to his head to show he/she is a fully fledged newbie in the Lab*

So - and your Lab name is...........hmmmm..........Bomber Harris!

Take a bite on this!

*Gives him a stick of Acme Dynamite to chew on and watches his head expand Elmer Fudd style while a curl of smoke exudes from his nostrils*

Welcome aboard!

*Winks at the Lurkers*