A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
Who wears short shorts?
The Doc Posted Aug 3, 2005
*On hearing Dai, the Doc spins NJA off at 3000 rpm into a convenient corner where she bounces around like some lunatic pinball, knocking all manner of guest lurkers over*
Slab 3? SLAB 3!!!! That is THE Royal slab! It is where we sorted out Prince Edward after his unfortunate accident. Is he back?
Who wears short shorts?
Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Aug 3, 2005
"Lifts sheet on slab 3 and peers under it at the recumant occupant"
Oh crap........
Who wears short shorts?
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Aug 3, 2005
*NJA swivels and jiggles and slides _______________ to the doctors side*
*husky voiced and purrring*
Hmmmm... verrrry nice darling.. What shall we do next?
*looks under the blanket*... 
Oooooh... lovely! 
Who wears short shorts?
The Doc Posted Aug 11, 2005
*Lifts the blanket*
Do you know what? I think we should!
NURSE JUST ARRIVED!
Bring me my trusty rusty chainsaw..........and my Lego kit. We have a job to do on our dear royal guest......
Who wears short shorts?
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Aug 11, 2005
*NJA swivels, jiggles and slides_____________________ to the doctor* 
*husky voiced and purring* Yes darling Do you want the mechanical lego or the stick on 
Who wears short shorts?
The Doc Posted Aug 11, 2005
Oh, definately both the mechanical AND the stick on! I may even consider judicious use of some Playdoh as well......
*Grabs NJA, sweeps her over and plants a big 
on her*
Who wears short shorts?
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Aug 11, 2005
*jiggles in a circle until she remembers to pick up the trusty, rusty chainsaw*
*husky voiced and purring*
Here you are darling
Who wears short shorts?
The Doc Posted Aug 11, 2005
Thankyou Baby!
*Pulls on the pully thing that starts the chainsaw*
Rrrrrrrr Rrrrrrrrrr Rrrrrrrrr RrrrrrrZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Brilliant!
*Lifts up the blanket and has a look*
Well, they can go for a start!
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*Blood flies everywhere*
Playdoh Please! Thankyou!
*ZWubba Zwubba Zwubba spoing boing*
Leggo please! Both kinds!
*Plug Plug Plug Plug Plug Build Build Build Build*
I need a coin slot please! Thankyou!
*Fix Fix Fix Fix screw screw screw screw*
Lagging! Thankyou
* Lag Lag Lag Lag Lag Lag Lag Tape Tape Tape Tape Staple Staple Staple*
A bag of Liqourice allsorts please! Thankyou!
*Munch Munch Munch Munch*
Ta Da!
Ladeez and Gentlemen - I am please to show you my latest creation. Please be upstanding for Prince Edward - the Labs new human 24 hour Vending machine!
Who wears short shorts?
Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Aug 11, 2005
"Wanders in from Lab Kitchen in mouldy slippers, stained house coat and string vest carrying battered tray loaded with mugs of steaming liquid formerly known as tea"
Oh bugger, that's your chance of a mention in the Queen's birthday honors list screwed up for another few years Doc, although it does occur to me he's not got the potential to contribute something to the world in general.....
"Inserts coin in slot and waits to be vended...."
Who wears short shorts?
Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Aug 11, 2005
Doh!!! I think it best to write that one pound coin off under the circumstances, let me see.. ahh yes he we go.....
"
Who wears short shorts?
The Doc Posted Aug 11, 2005
Kerching!
*A dented tin of Ovaltine is ejected onto the floor*
Ermmm.......did you actually select that Dai?
Who wears short shorts?
Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Aug 11, 2005
Nope, I went for the Marmite and Tuna tikka massala wrap surprise... Maybe that was the surprise?
Who wears short shorts?
The Doc Posted Aug 11, 2005
Try again Dai - have a coin!
*Flips coin over to Dai while Price Edward looks on in a testy manner, not very becoming in his new role of 24 hour Vending Machine*
Who wears short shorts?
Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Aug 11, 2005
"Stands before the lab's new Prince Edward 24 hour vending machine contemplating the menu of snacks, drinks and interesting tit bits..."
Ok let's see, no luck with the wrap, how abouta refreshing tin of cold Mountain Dew then...
"Inserts coin in slot, enters appropriate code for one refeshing can of cold Mountain Dew... with a whirr, a hum and a look of general discomfort on the face of Price Edward a dented can with no lable is ejected. Dai picks it up, pulls the ring tab breaking a nail in the process, sniffs and takes a sip...."
Errrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkk! Gord tastes like cat's p**s.... It's OK Doc, it's working this time, that's Mountain Dew alright!
Who wears short shorts?
The Doc Posted Aug 11, 2005
Splendid!
*Whacks Prince Vending Machine Edward round the head with a kipper to correct the flickering light in his fridge section*
Who wears short shorts?
The Doc Posted Aug 11, 2005
*Sticks a coin into the Prince Vending Machine, selects a Mars Bar*
KERCHING!
*A rancid Big Mac drops out of the flap*
Hmmmm - thinks we need some adjustment!
Who wears short shorts?
flakey-lady.... you lookin' at me punk? Posted Aug 11, 2005
flakey wanders over to the rancid big mac...'really boys if you MUST eat this garbage, we'll have to closely monitor ALL your vital signs... and i thought this food type was illegal'
sound of lab door crashing open....'indeed it is illegal food stuff.. thanks to me.... kevin spurlock..ha ha ha ha ah' i'll need to arrest all people [looks around in dismay] errmm and non people in this lab for the black marketing in this foul mc crap stuff'
everyone momentarily lost for words....except for flakey 'nice tache kev'
Who wears short shorts?
The Doc Posted Aug 12, 2005
*Mugs to camera and raises a Roger Moore stylee eyebrow at the sudden turn of events*
Flakey lady person! Could I interest you in a selection of comestibles contained within the Royal Prince Vending Machine Edward?
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Who wears short shorts?
- 3741: The Doc (Aug 3, 2005)
- 3742: Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" (Aug 3, 2005)
- 3743: The Doc (Aug 3, 2005)
- 3744: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Aug 3, 2005)
- 3745: The Doc (Aug 11, 2005)
- 3746: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Aug 11, 2005)
- 3747: The Doc (Aug 11, 2005)
- 3748: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Aug 11, 2005)
- 3749: The Doc (Aug 11, 2005)
- 3750: Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" (Aug 11, 2005)
- 3751: The Doc (Aug 11, 2005)
- 3752: Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" (Aug 11, 2005)
- 3753: The Doc (Aug 11, 2005)
- 3754: Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" (Aug 11, 2005)
- 3755: The Doc (Aug 11, 2005)
- 3756: Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" (Aug 11, 2005)
- 3757: The Doc (Aug 11, 2005)
- 3758: The Doc (Aug 11, 2005)
- 3759: flakey-lady.... you lookin' at me punk? (Aug 11, 2005)
- 3760: The Doc (Aug 12, 2005)
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