A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
Here's the stout machine!
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 8, 2003
*the power core explodes, causing a tear in the bottom of the ship, causing the stout machine to fall into Clive's waiting hands*
Here's the stout machine!
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Apr 8, 2003
did i say swim? I meant 'runs' 
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Apr 8, 2003
and so he does: off with the 
machine
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 8, 2003
*stairs at the big rip in the bottom of the ship*
Ralph, come down here and help me with the scotch tape!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 8, 2003
*SC comes down and kicks Rimmer of the ship*
*CofC trips up Clive*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 8, 2003
*fals down*
AHHHHHHHH!
*breaths*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-OUCH!
*lies on the ground, trying to get up*
Ouh, my head!
Here's the stout machine!
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 8, 2003
*CofC helps Rimmer ge up*
*SC catches Stout Machine and runs of with it*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 8, 2003
*gets up, with the help of, whichever-one-of-the-two-ralphs-it-is*
Thakou, by dose hurts.
*Burns the other Ralph with his Hex-vision and takes back the Stout machine*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 8, 2003
What is this hex-vision anyway?
*SC throws 
at rimmer, tripping him*
*CofC attacks SC with lightsaber*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 8, 2003
A red light which comes out of my eyes and hurts... alot.
*fires additional hex-bolts at Ralph to prove a point*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 8, 2003
Owwww! Not me, him!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 8, 2003
*hex bolts turn in mid-air to the other Ralph*
Here's the stout machine!
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 8, 2003
*SC keeps CofC between himself and Rimmer*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 8, 2003
*tells Mr Flibble to guard the flank*
*Mr flibble attack Ralph 2 from the side with hex bolts*
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Apr 8, 2003
While all this confusion reigns the rightful owner of the stout machine steal it back again and hides it while no-one is looking.
Here's the stout machine!
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Apr 8, 2003
All your bases belong to us.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 9, 2003
*SC*You have no chance to survive, make your time!
*CofC*Good idea, AJ! *To alter ego*You can shut up to!
Here's the stout machine!
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Apr 9, 2003
Ok Ok Ok... This is getting us nowhere...
*holds Clive up in the air by his collar and yells*
Where are the blue prints to the stout machine??!!!!
*Clive doesn't answer but his eyes dart to his pocket*
Ah HA!
*pulls out a kipper and tries again*
Ah HA!
*pulls out the blue prints*
That'll do... *makes a photocopy and leaves it with Clive*
And we'll take some more of the drinks...
*Siphons off about a third of the drinks at the bar, but about two thirds of the rum*
And we're done.
*gets back on board the taped up ship and raises anchor, throwing ropes to everyone left.*
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- 81: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Apr 8, 2003)
- 82: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Apr 8, 2003)
- 83: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Apr 8, 2003)
- 84: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 8, 2003)
- 85: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Apr 8, 2003)
- 86: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 8, 2003)
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- 92: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 8, 2003)
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- 94: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 8, 2003)
- 95: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Apr 8, 2003)
- 96: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 8, 2003)
- 97: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Apr 8, 2003)
- 98: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 8, 2003)
- 99: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Apr 9, 2003)
- 100: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Apr 9, 2003)
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