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Post 61

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Smeg...


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Post 62

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

*the multiple crew left on board including the formiddable cook emerge like locusts armed with cutlasses.

Werekitty sends her Raven - Nevermore after them.
Nevermore is a werehuman, though he stays in raven form most of the time.*


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Post 63

Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents.

*sits around and looks like she's up to something*

smiley - devil


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Post 64

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

*opens the airlock*


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Post 65

Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents.

Oooh... pretty exploding objects. smiley - bigeyes

smiley - winkeye


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Post 66

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

What airlock?


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Post 67

Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents.

In the space ship.


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Post 68

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

What space ship is that then?


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Post 69

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*cuts the chains around Stout machine with lightsaber*
*hits Rimmer*


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Post 70

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Thats it!
*Uncle arnie burn CinC wit his hex vision*
Mr Flibble doesn't like it when you hit me Ralph.


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Post 71

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - sorry I'm just getting confused. CofC is in fact your friend.


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Post 72

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

*the ship judders, then Clive lands on the floor looking worse for wear.

Nevermore brings the (genuine old fashioned ship) back down and helps her drag the bar up to the ship then chain it to the ship.*

All aboard men!


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Post 73

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*Ralph is duelling with himself in a classic replay of The Last Command*


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Post 74

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

*throws a brick at native Ralph's head and drags pirate Ralph on board, then casts off*


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Post 75

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*CofC wakes up to see the ship lifting of*
*SC goes berserk inside ship*


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Post 76

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

*secures the anchor with a few extra very secure bolts and watches as the chain scuppers the bottom of the ship and the smiley - stout machine sinks to the bottom of the ocean.*


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Post 77

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*picks up a big magnet wich attractes the stout machine and pulls it back to the ship, then runs down to fix the bottom of the ship with scotch tape*


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Post 78

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*SC sets of a chain reaction in the ship's power core*


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Post 79

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

*swims underneath the boat with scissors..*


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Post 80

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

what ocean? It's a flying ship. And as such the bottom of the ship simply keeps floating in the same place.


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