A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
Here's the stout machine!
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Apr 3, 2003
nononono! It's Ralph Mk1 and Ralph Mk2.
*shakes head.*
*heaves the bar up onto the ship*
Go for it Ralph Mk1!
Here's the stout machine!
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 3, 2003
*manages to steal a bottle of champange from Thing January 19th 1937*
Here's the stout machine!
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Apr 3, 2003
That was a very good year, and bring some of the cheap stuff for use as an emergency weapon.
Here's the stout machine!
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 3, 2003
*picks up a bottle marked "do not consume without a fusison nearby*
This should be a good weapon, or a form of suicide.
Here's the stout machine!
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 4, 2003
*supreme commander Ralph knocks Werekitty unconscious*
*CofC Ralph steels a crate of ol' Janx spirit, then fires all weapons on Supreme Commander Ralph*
Here's the stout machine!
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Apr 4, 2003
*Retrieves one of the old JCB vehicles from the construction of the Underpass beach and lifts the Infinite 
Machine (TM) out the clutches pf the would-be mini-bar nappers 
*
Here's the stout machine!
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 4, 2003
*pours some of the liquid in the liquoir bottle under Clive's feet wich causes the floor to melt*
HAHA!
*Clive falls through the floor*
*Grabs machine*
Here's the stout machine!
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Apr 4, 2003
*switches on jet pack*
*roars up through hole in floor*
*grabs the machine out of AJ's clutches and hides up in the clouds....*
Here's the stout machine!
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 4, 2003
*grabs a big**s gun and shoots the jetpack, as Clive is falling dwon with the stout machine he puts a large rubber mat under clive*
GRAB IT WHEN HE LANDS!!!
Here's the stout machine!
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Apr 4, 2003
Just in the nick of time....
s turn up and I hitch a lift with a passing 
and travel for a far away galaxy the thingite srill firmly in my possesion.
Here's the stout machine!
Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Apr 4, 2003
*glues AJ's feet in his shoes and his shoes to the floor*
There. That should do it. 
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 4, 2003
*swithces to soft-light and walks out of his shoes and then swithces back to hard-light* 
Here's the stout machine!
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 7, 2003
*fires ion blast at Clive's jetpack, causing him to fall down*
*places trampoline under Clive so he bounces up again*
Here's the stout machine!
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 7, 2003
*picks up the trampoline and uses it as a bat when clive comes down again, Clive flies away and the stout machine lands intact infront of Rimmer*
I got it!!!
Here's the stout machine!
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Apr 7, 2003
*chains herself to the machine with super titanium alloy chains, then implodes the key and smashes the lock mechanism*
HA! I go where the bar goes!
*drags it toward her ship*
Here's the stout machine!
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 7, 2003
*pushes the bar/werekitty to the ship*
Here's the stout machine!
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Apr 7, 2003
Ow! Watch my foot!
Here's the stout machine!
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Apr 7, 2003
*steals the ship*
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- 41: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Apr 3, 2003)
- 42: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 3, 2003)
- 43: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Apr 3, 2003)
- 44: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 3, 2003)
- 45: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Apr 4, 2003)
- 46: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Apr 4, 2003)
- 47: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 4, 2003)
- 48: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Apr 4, 2003)
- 49: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 4, 2003)
- 50: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Apr 4, 2003)
- 51: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 4, 2003)
- 52: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Apr 4, 2003)
- 53: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 4, 2003)
- 54: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Apr 7, 2003)
- 55: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 7, 2003)
- 56: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Apr 7, 2003)
- 57: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 7, 2003)
- 58: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Apr 7, 2003)
- 59: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 7, 2003)
- 60: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Apr 7, 2003)
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