h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ok

*chugs drink, burbles and collapses into a twitching heap*

*lifts head off the floor*

you call that poison? i've had worse in my toothpaste before now!

*drops head again and carries on twitching*

*looks at twitching heap in amusement*

*throws a bucket of acid over the twitching heap*

*wakes up*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! NEVER HAS SO MUCH PAIN BEEN ENDURED!!! TRUELY THERE IS NO GOD, FOR IF THERE WAS HE WOULDN'T LET ME SUFFER AS I AM NOW!!!

*s around wildly melting all over the floor*

*bumps into the wall, then into pinkwrath and ralph before falling backwards and sinking through the floor*

hey

*zaps Galigan with lightning right before he sinks through floor*

*enjoys the pleasant burning of the acid*

I'm not used to these fast moving threads... pretend I read tha backlog

Hi Everybody

I'm not sure if Everybody's online right now...

Thats okay... gives me time to reply ... *creaks along on his zimmer*

*watches the goings on with an eyebrow twitch...facepalms and moves to her feet, slamming a hand down on the table*

Firstly...Poison is old. Bio-genetic warfare is in. Hello, am I the only one that reads "Stylishly E-vil Today" anymore?

Secondly...*pulls out a bazooka and aims it around the room* Did no one hear me say stop the idiocy, or I shall have to treat you all like you were Hally's butlers?

*adjusts her party hat on her head and keeps the bazooka aimed at the silliest of them as she sips her party drink*

Thirdly...I happen to LIKE "Heaven is a Place on Earth" *taps her foot in time with the song and smiles sweetly*

Now...Silliness and idiocy is to be toned down, and E-vil-ness is to resume. Any arguments? *tilts her head, not waiting for any replies* Didn't think so.

Kisses to those of you who are of a higher caliber than to participate in the...childish antics.

*sits, setting her bazooka beside her, and returns to sketching and nibbling on cookies, softly singing along*

*plays Puritania by Dimmu Borgir*

Wich *I* happen to like.


*snaps fingers, turning every drink in the room into beer*

*walks back in at a stately pace*
*Clones of Xanthippi follow her ready to drag her back out if she starts making a scene again*
*nods at board members and sits down in an empty seat*
Sorry about my previous outburst. But it is a good thing that I love legion and jade, so much. I did miss the patry hat fiasco.*shudders* party hats *shudders*
Can i have a subscription to "Stylishly E-vil Today"?

andit's the ones o the left ya gotta worry about...

Ask your local retailer. Or call 0800-666 for Hell's Infernal Magazine stand.

*rises calmly out of the floor wearing an Italian Suede suit, a pair of expensive looking shoes and a nice tie. for some reason everyone in the boardroom gets the feeling they are being watched by it.*

sorry for the outburst of idiocy. i will make an attempt to control myself in future.

*strides over to the minibar and takes a *

*sits it large retro, egg-shaped chair*

so, what's on the agenda?

expensive...looking...shoes...



*grabs a spray-can of venom-green paint, and sprays 'death to sanity' all over them*


Sorry, just had to do that.

*looks down in distain at the gibbering idiot defacing his shoes*

*sniff*

*kicks him in the side of the head and sends him sprawling across the floor before getting up and wiping his shoes on him.*