h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*starts throwing at random cute things as they pass*

*watches as the cute things catch and munch the *

*starts playing food basketball with the cute things*

*listens to the cute things giggling*

What? You mean you didn't know this was their favorite game?

No, I'm gonna be here for hours now, aren't I?

*scores 3 points off an *

Yep.


They're just like little kids. Once they get you to play a game they like, they don't want to stop.

*gives a resigned sigh and throws without looking, rebounding off an into a *

Don't forget, they're all s now, so it's kind of hard to tell them apart...

*an infernal riff opens up and starts pulling in the . A horde of deamons pour out to force in any that attempt to resist.*

*watches as the s slip out of the demons grip*

You seem to have forgotten the basic principle that s are stronger than demons.

Not when there's enough demons.

*The BoE is now full of demons making Legion feel nicely at home*

This is getting needlessly like the plot of "Dogma"

::Rides in from the forest marshalling hoards of s and s. The s and have at the s chasing them around the BoE and doing absolutely disgusting things with them when they catch them::



::This battle seems to be evenly matched for awhile when Count Zero whistles and a refreshed regiment of rabid ocelots storms in to reinforce the s and s. The BoE is truly "mayhem" now.::

Thinks . o O (There was only meant to be 5 View Askew films?)

Evil has a way of corrupting the good

*the demons start turning the s into s*

(dogma is the only askew movie i haven't seen)

And well worth it, even if the only link with the other films is Jay & Silent Bob (The similarity between a colleague of mine and Jay is, well, just too darned spooky where I can pass with a bit of costumery as Silent Bob...all we need now is a fancy dress party )

*Surfs in on hoverboard, dismounts, surveys battle, is slightly dissmissive of such weak demons, but at least they do the job.*
Hi, did I miss anything? *Peruses backlog*. OK, what happened with Jade? And if it's something bad, can I get in on it? Beacause you know how we hate each other.

I think she just wanted to get out of such a crowded thread. And shame on you, sir, wishing harm on her like that. Shame, I say. Now, let's see about these s.

*Grabs a bell, book and candle and begins exorcising s all over the place. They give a cute little squeak and pop, and become s*

Ah me, such memories. Fall, you little s, fall!

Not much going on here... Oh well. *Attacks s with dark magickal samurai swords, turning them into s with a mere strike*

Oooh, kinky lil'