A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
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Mr. Legion Posted Dec 28, 2002
*Flicks an 
out of his 
, growls*
This will not stand. If you all look under your seats, you should find a small gas mask. Put it on, please.
*Slightly muffled by gas mask* Thank you. Now see how we deal with infestations here...
*Curls of green gas begin to emanate from the ducts. One of the sniffs it, goes an interesting shade of purple and then messily explodes. The rest follow his example - soon the boardroom is free of s, and has a daring new colour scheme*
Now, where's Skullock with a mop and bucket?
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Mr. Legion Posted Dec 28, 2002
Oh and Terran? Do you have any suggestions on who or where I should go to with JJ to claim my bounty? She's burning a hole in my pocket 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 28, 2002
Hey, dudes! Howy'all been! Erm, Mr. Legion, you appear to have a bit of stuck to your head, allow me!
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dasilva Posted Dec 28, 2002
Yeah, soon have it off with a bit of -bow grease 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 28, 2002
Somebody shoot him, or, preferably, daSilva!
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dasilva Posted Dec 28, 2002
*BANG*
Ooooh, falls to ground, collapses, loses
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Lady Scott Posted Dec 28, 2002
*suddenly the boardroom is invaded by 
and 
*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 28, 2002
*Grabs a aerosol of pesticide and starts taking out s and s*
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Lady Scott Posted Dec 29, 2002
Unbeknownst to Ralph, the pesticide he's using is having the effect of causing the and to multiply!
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Mr. Legion Posted Dec 29, 2002
No more!
*Pulls out Super-Soaker filled with flesh-eating bacterial solution, aims it at Lady Scott's head from a distance of approx. 2 inches*
End this now! Call off your armies of cuteness, or you'll never use a straw again, reason being you'll have no cheeks.
*Trigger finger twitches*
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Lady Scott Posted Dec 29, 2002
*horde of is resurected from the bits and pieces mopped and wrung into the buckets*
All the , , and brandish their 
Pull that trigger and they won't spare one hair on your head.
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Skullock Posted Dec 29, 2002
I tried to warn you.
*ignites flame thrower and sets all the cute critters on fire.*
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Mr. Legion Posted Dec 29, 2002
But you'll still be able to whistle out of the side of your head. Ask yourself if it's worth it.
*Grins in a twisted manner*
Ask yourself if you're feeling lucky 
*A drop of solution falls from the muzzle and smokes on the carpet*
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Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again Posted Dec 29, 2002
Yes... we need to do something with Jade... I think she may wake up soon in the other thread... and well, she gave me a mullet once when we were just being friendly... somehow I think she won't be pleased about this whole kidnapped betrayal thingy.
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Mr. Legion Posted Dec 29, 2002
Well, that's what you get if you're offline too long. The last time it happened to me, I think you all got me on the floor and started kicking me...that went on for around two weeks 
JJ got off relatively lightly. I'm trying to sort it out with her anyway...
*Makes mysterious face, or has possibly just got trapped wind*
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dasilva Posted Dec 29, 2002
*sits in the comfy chair to watch the drama unfold, plugs in the Ronco Popcorn Maker he got for Christmas next to him*
anyone?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 30, 2002
*brings in some Uruk-hai to kill the remaining cuties*
Get her mr. L!
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Lady Scott Posted Dec 30, 2002
Cute little band of , , and resurrected as 
Forget it guys, these *can't* be destroyed!!
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dasilva Posted Dec 30, 2002
*munches away*
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Lady Scott Posted Dec 30, 2002
*enjoys the cuteness, sweetness, and light*
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- 1184: dasilva (Dec 28, 2002)
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- 1186: dasilva (Dec 28, 2002)
- 1187: Lady Scott (Dec 28, 2002)
- 1188: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 28, 2002)
- 1189: Lady Scott (Dec 29, 2002)
- 1190: Mr. Legion (Dec 29, 2002)
- 1191: Lady Scott (Dec 29, 2002)
- 1192: Skullock (Dec 29, 2002)
- 1193: Mr. Legion (Dec 29, 2002)
- 1194: Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again (Dec 29, 2002)
- 1195: Mr. Legion (Dec 29, 2002)
- 1196: dasilva (Dec 29, 2002)
- 1197: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 30, 2002)
- 1198: Lady Scott (Dec 30, 2002)
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