h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Everything in the BoE is sucked towards the hole due to depressurisation*

The humanity! Could we bear in mind that we're in a Zeppelin here? Great for the whole e-vil overlord look á la 'View To A Kill', but somewhat unstable.

*Hastily solders a large metal plate over the hole in the wall. Sanity returns to the small inanimate objects*

Ahh. Careful, or we could end up in Hindenburg country. Try to kill them in one place, or use the seats to eject 'em. Also - - the entire toilet pivots and casts users into the outer void. Try it, it's a blast.

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!

A BUFFET LUNCH IS BEING SERVED ON THE OBSERVATION DECK, JUST THROUGH THAT HATCH OVER THERE!

heh heh heh

*Clears his throat.*

What, the one marked 'exit'?

And when did we get an observation deck, anyways?

*As the man flies out of the Zepplin, HDS lights a Roman Candle and sticks it bussiness end down in the mans mouth and gives it a good whack to make it stay, the man's eyes bulge as feiry prettyness shoots again and again into his intestines*

*Watches HDS holding the corpse over the railing.*

You know, he's already dead. Just drop him. We're over a wedding, I believe.

Would that count as an uninvited guest?
Or somebody just dropping in?

Or out?

doesn't matter, its sure to go off with a big bang.

And a bit of a splatter!

AAAAHhhhhhh,

Isn't that nice!

Interesting choice of gift perhaps

Like a kidney. Or two.

And a liver, spleen, lungs, heart, and all the other soft organs that go *splat* when dropped from a great height!

I wasn't holding him, I just shoved a Roman Candle down his throat......Wait.....Look *points excitedly as the corpse hits the main course and the wedding cake table and sprays food and punch and blood everywhere*......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! That was funny, good aim Myst!

Thanks, but I wasn't aiming. Not my style, body splatting.

then you've got luck to rival Han Solo's, but either way, it was very cool

Heh. Guess it makes a change from trying to catch the bouquet - a much more direct way of getting a man.

Ahem. Phase One of Operation Icarus will begin! Boarding crews stand by! Schnell! Schnell! Enable the docking clamps! Achtung! Vorbereiten Sie, bitte!

*The ZoE drifts up above a Jumbo jet and, keeping pace with it, slowly descends until the docking clamps lock them together. A gang of masked Fluffies cut through the hull and invade the plane, taking all of the passengers hostage back to the zeppelin*

Mwaha! Now the governments of the world will tremble at our name! Everyone join me in a megalomaniacal laugh, please.

MWAHAHAHA!

Aaand rest.

Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!

*begins playing with the hostages with her new toys... a red hot poker and a fish skinner*

You weren't planning on using these hostages for anything, right?

dont think so...
could i ask for a small amount of some sort of antidote please...

Am I too late for the manical laugh?

Never mind
MMMWWWHHHAhahaahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Bwhahahahahahahahaha. *Shows someone from the plane what he (the hostage) looks like on the inside.* Quick question - why will the governments of the world fear us for this act, all these people seem to be civilians?