h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ooooooooooh Am up for some of that So how are we going to get Clive back to 'normality' for an Ostrich then? *does best 'well behaved deity' impression*

*burp?*
has clive ever been normal ?

I've known him nearly three years and I'd say no, hence the inverted commas around the word normal in my last post *looks about for Clive, as she assumes she might well get an ear bashing for this one*

*giggles*

You called?

*gives clive a backrub while coaxing him towards the kitchen where Granny and Amy are lying in wait*

*follows almost trance-like.*

*by using an advanced form of reverse back twirls, manages to get Clive onto the chair in the kitchen, where he is promptly secured by some rather nifty new velcro*

Go to it Granny, the ostrich is secured!

hmm? what's goin' on?

We can't have a mauve ostrich as our warlord. Granny and Amy are going to make it all better

Mwhahahahaha! Granny, go ahead!

*sits back with camera and waits*

*gigles*

*taps foot*
Still waiting...

*starts counting the minor imperfections in the ceiling tiles.*

is this going to take long?

*wonders if Granny went for an early night*

Looks like it...

Just make sure the ostrich is well-trussed and leave him overnight.

[Thinks: There's good eating on an ostrich, you know]

*sets the wolves on Clive-watch so he doesn't move*

We'll just wait, then.

Mutiny!