h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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New recruit Tijerius just earnt himself a mini-milstone. 90500. Well done sir. Have a slice of cake.

Don't forget to clean your properly after eating ....

"Hmmm. Ideological crossed swords? We shall take this one under advisment...." once again..

So when does the big push come huh huh when do we take the hill...
go over the top...... drop the flag...... sound the bell....rev our engines.....fire the volley......flag the signal....sound the alarm......charge the front........take them on the run...were ready willing and able...champing at the bit...let us at em...were mean were keen were a killing machine....where off to a ......

Pardon what was that morning tea oh why i don't mind if I do......why of course coffee and Danish would be splendid......so what did you think of the game Saturday....yeah my thoughts exactly....oh yeah did you see the sale in Myers....yeah thought I might go by.....any more Danish well yeah okay just one.....refill.....pass your mug......yeah expecting rain this weekend...no just thought I'd hang maybe do some gardening.....

oh sorry sir........ yes sir....... no sir........ fraternizing sir.......... no sir .......sorry sir....... right away sir...anything else sir......of course sir.... I am on it sir.....

Relaxes and lets out a long breath whilst wiping her brow.......anyway as I was saying....did you want milk in your coffee...yeah they are good Danish I've got this recipe from a friend of mine....oh I am glad you like them......


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Down quick.....its those new intercontinental s......no can't quite get teh targeting mechanism right.........Yeah I know you think with all that ........oh really well that's not what I heard........you don't say ......well it's always the ones you least suspect...yeh quite waters do run deep.......no twos my limit oh all right you twisted my arm.......down..... .....we really get adjust the radar on those s....yeah your right.....may as well do it first thing......

Then all went silent and a plume of smoke was seen to rise in the sky
a symphony plays sad string music in the background as the camera pans to the side to see our heroine.........reaching for the last danish well I thought that you know I'd just take one for the rode ....I mean you never know when you might ........

Okay so I had nothing better to do this morning and no one else was here to play....what do you mean I am taking up to much room....well you weren't here then were you....oh that’s what you say now....yeah okay wanna make something of it....no I didn't think so if your going to sleep on the job somebodies gotta hold down the fort......so what if I did....oh there’s more in the kitchen...alright then.....so no more grief okay .....good glad were on the same page...


sorry I gotta go now my mummy says its time for breakfast see you later okay bye

i see normal service has resumed hayafi. we will just have to stand guard until reinforcements arrive .

best fishes......tod

Stumbles out of hayayfi's nuclear Armageddon fantasy looking slightly shaken and covered head to foot in dust.

*brushes lapels and shakes off the worst of it. then starts chanting."

No more Gorgonzola cheese before Midnight.


no more Gorgonzola cheese before Midnight.


no more Gorgonzola cheese before Midnight.

this is a 'going nowhere' conversation.

Oh Yus!

*stands guard*

stands the guard on what? boy I crack myself up......oooh and that mirror too apparently

I've stood the guard on the coffee table, I think he makes a nice centrepiece

mmm notices Tijerius has stuck guard on the lazy susan in the middle of the table reaches over ever so slowly and starts to spin the guard..........................................Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wow look at him go

He'll be all over the floor.....

mmmm wonders if we get get a string of these tables load em up with guards armed with and launch them at the enemy....coud be a combination of slime and

Great idea...

Don't look now but there is a cameraman behind you </>

Whats he doing....do you think hes an undercover agent for the enemy trying to get the jump on our battle plans....

Definitly, he has a T-shirt on that says Thurs rules

whatda yu think we should do....I have a new gadget I'd like to try out its a transmorffigureation molecular reconstructor and lots of Mwaahhhaaa heard int eh back ground suddenly pulls cape up over her head.......

Capes are so passe dahling...

Why don't we just tie him up and make him sniff Clive's socks?