h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* Distant boom followed by approaching whistle and screams *

It's raining men! Hallelujah!

Raining men?????

Really?

*inflates large paddling pool*

Well, I don't want any of them getting damaged!

*jumps in the paddling pool*

There's no water yet...

* prepares to cook as soon as there is water in the pan... pool*

Oi, no cooking of the men until they have been through quality control!

mmmm isn't that an oxymoron using men and quality control in the same sentence

Am I the only man in here?

jump into the pool...

Ok

*jumps in the pool*

Now what?

Um... well... one of us women gets to keep you for a pet!

Which woman...?

Depends who wants you. I think we have to discuss it and possibly fight for you, but I'm the only one here at the moment, so I shall wait until there are more women before we fight!

You don't want to fight for me, I'm not worth it....I'm all scrawny

comrades ,we must not fight amoung'st ourselves ,we must stand together ,united in our common cause .
has anybody gone up to the hills looking for gold yet ???


best fishes......tod

Only Partner and Ben

meanwhile a chorus of gold fever is heard in the back ground......

nothing can help you but the yellow stuff ....to stop that itching aint around the kitchen Gold Gold look at me Sussanh go ahead and cry

Then several painted wagons roll up and the thingites unload start digging troops....I have a cunning and scathingly brilliant idea........ we start digging tunnels under the enemies camp then we let loose the longhorns in the tunnels and then......Wahhahah we sit back and watch........

Whose with me...oh and who by the way has my copy of the field guide to diging my spare ray gun and ......seen mubling to self as she goes down into the mine ...Damn funny movie that paint your wagon

i was born under a wandrin' star yep great movie .
i cant help feeling that longhorns may not be the best breed of cow to send down a tunnel on account of the long horns . the thought of a herd of cattle wedged in a tunnel underground .......well lets say it could get slippery underfoot . i would plump , on ballance ,for the fressian a dosile and easily lead bovine best known for its milk .
myself ,being claustrophobic ,will stay 'up top' and pan for gold in the stream . { i would love to have a go at this IRL }

best fishes.......tod

Yeah but the horns are what is going to knock out the mine supports and send the enemies camp plummeting down under I had better step out of the way

now i see the cunningness in this cunning plan . waahahaha indeed.

best fishes ......tod

* thinking about how much wow wow sauce might need to be added to water in pool*