h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That sounds awfully discriminatory towards the National Sea-Faring Hamster Association

a sea going hamster mmmmm is that what an otter looks like or maybe its a beaver .....yeah those flat tail thingies are probably just flattened s ..... I think we should send a small petting zoo of Trojan animals all loaded with ginger beer ready to go wahhahahah

Dark scary music can be hear reaching a creshendo in the back ground....hey can someone tell that lot in the bar next door to keep it down there is some serious plotting going on here ....hey the've got chinese spiced nuts......damn now I am hungry again......excuse me guys while I duck out for quick middle of the night snack now I wonder if I can find a lebanese kebab around here somewhere.........

petting zoo? sounds like a winner,if we tape bottles of ginger beer to the tortoises we could have our own armoured brigade-tanks forward!!!

hahahahahahahahah

with the naval hamsters and our armoured division we should be able to make a good foray against the ites

*tsk*

Amateurs

*lays mufflewhump on ground*

*mufflewhump turns into wooden badgfruihedhamster*



Would y'all make up your minds?

*Busily sets about creating Unit of Cyber-hamsters by sewing s to their front paws*

*Begins training Norwegian Blues to drop itching powder on ites*

*Pondering* I wonder if Gerbils make good paratropers.

Well, depends on how sharp their teeth are...

Why don't we drop a bunch of snails and salt over them?

I have an idea! ... oh wait, nvm... that won't work.

369 new post since I last checked

never mind how many posts there've been . what cute furry animal would you like to arm and send into the fray against the ites ??
i would suggest the weazel . due to there innate cunning and abilaty to get into small spaces . [ reading that it allmost sounds sensible ! ]


best fishes...tod

flying squirrels could be a winner,they're the parachute regiment of the fluffy world

sorry to take issue with you here . but i think it would be more accurate to describe flying squirels as 'gliders' rather than parachutists .

best fishes....tod

bleedin' pedants

yes pedants , quails , partridge , and all other game birds could be thrown into the battle . bleeding or otherwise .

best fishes.....tod

that's a good idea,we could tow the squirrels with birds

brilliant, i can almost hear the theme tune from 633 squadron playing in the background . as the brave little blighters dissapear into the early morning sun . many , maybe even most , never to return . iv'e started to well up again quick pass me a hankie .


best fishes.......tod

those plucky little blighters *salute*

How do all?

*waves from a small lifeboat*