h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ooo! it's ok I've found a tub of ben and jerrys,oh yes! that is sooo soothing.Anyone want some ice-cream?
webby

what flavour ??

tuna and acorn

think i will give it a miss .....i am alergic to nuts


best fishes.....tod

uuurrh would just like to point out that were eating chinese and popadoms are indian

Tod's a man with a very troubled sense of taste,he doesn't even wash his coz it adds to the flavour

lines up bottle after bottle of ginger beer on the battle front













okay okay can't you just pretned there bottles of ginger beer

And gets Spotlight turns it on bottles of ginger beer
ready aim >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>FIRE

right siblings,I've had a cunning idea-we make a large wooden badger and leave outside the ite camp and when they take it inside we leap out and give them a good ing

it sounds a bit ambitious to me . first where are we going to find all the wood ......although i suppose we could rig up some kind of chicken mesh and papier-mache affair using the left over soggy blotting paper from hayafi's mass spork flicking attack . then there's the wheels and engine to source ,plus black and white paint and seating . also where are we to put the toilets , bar , kitchen , tv room , wine cellar etc,etc
it's a big project but it might just work !


best fishes...tod

ah-haa that's the cunning bit,no-one will be expecting it

mind you my choice of animal might leave a bit to be desired,how about a fruit bat?

we could call it jeff

it would never get off the ground . nope , the badger plan is far more practical . we could still call it jeff though . [ isn't geoff a more traditional spelling ] it's overlooking small details like this that could make this plan fail .

best fishes......tod

I like jeff,it's got less letters.how about an otter?

oo oo oo how about a hedgehog? we could cover it in cheese and pineapple therefore saving room inside for other supplies such a barrell of tangle foot

Nonsense, the way to attack is through and socks

*in stage left* What'd I miss? What'd I miss? What'd I miss? What'd I miss? What'd I miss? What'd I miss? What'd I miss? What'd I miss? * out stage right* What'd I miss? What'd I miss? *heard disapearing into the distance* What'd I miss? What'd I miss? What'd I miss? What'd I miss?

*Lassos Admiral Phil and drags him back in a cry of 'What'd I miss?'*

YEEEEHAW!

I've just discovered that a makes an ideal oar for any hamsters who want to go canoeing

And what hamster wouldn't want to go out to sea?