h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I had a brilliant one earlier nut i cannot remember it

Enough already I want some action where is our leader and chief, whose got the new battle programs , call out the army, round up the troops, send in the clowns.. lets get something happening before I fall off my perch into a vat of boiling sludge and sink into a morass of gunk requiring a reformation of my matirx and data processing in order to formualte a coherent data stream again.

*leaves out on the table-top the detailed battle-plans, sketches of The Terranic Army compounds, ammo dumps and supply lines, as well as the phone number of the Uniform and ARMOURIES thread F64546?thread=107190 and a glas of and cookies.*


now get to it soldier! <--- thingite salute


*relurks*

All Hail the flying Ostrich keeper of the sanity and holder of the sacred chalice of

Have reported as directed ....STOP

Will commence action shortly.....STOP

Left drugged milk and cookies on table for unsuspecting victim.....STOP

Salute

please dont start the revolution without me . i know i am only one of the opressed masses , but i am willing to make up the numbers if i can stand near the back.

best fishes.......tod

or me! I'll help by being a spy! I can sneak into enemy camps and see what they're planning! I will have a spork with me just in case, so I can spork someone if they catch me! Then I will spork myself if they catch me! I will not speak!

We shall with many s!
Our cutlery we briiiing
To defend the great and glorious
And mag-ni-fi-cent THIIIIIIIIIIING!

*Salutes flag*

Has Daiszzy been gabbled yet?

If not that's an excellent title (or possibly a promotion)

Must one be a sporkite to join the ranks of our army? Or are they just an elite group of soldiers?

Haha! I am back from my first entry into enemy lines!

I have a list of members! They are 83 strong as far as they have counted! And you may want a list of names! Some of these seem to be on the thingite list as well- they want checking to see if they are double agents! http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A3506087?skin=brunel

They seem to be allied with the 'no-things' which involves a certain 'Terran' who would not stop saying the T word on a thingite thread. They have another ally; the restites, who are campaigning against our campaign to rename all the days of the week.

Also, they have taken our sporks (beloved and great sacred we salute you!) and replaced them with their own idea- kiwi spoons! What a dumb idea! They are pathetic when placed next to all the glory of the spork! Mind, they come in 3 different colours, and so may appeal to some weak people. See: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A3352925

And, one of their campaigns is to rename us... Prats.

Finally, I would like to complain that for anyone searching the guide for thingites, the first link redirects you to the thursdayites page! It was quite a shock to the system when I first came across it! I am off again now, to search the depths of their headquarters completely undetected!

Exactly what war has started while I was away


To daizzy: Im a spy too SPYS RULE

Also do not insult the kiwi spoon

kiwi spoons are rubbish!

Long live The Regulation Titanium Spork!!

Lets see abotu that

*gets a water gun fills it with acid then shoots it in the direction of any spork he can find*

Not so regulation titanium now are they

Those were the decoys.

*pulls on the lever marked 'trapdoor' and drops MR into the dungeons, with a satisfying 'woosh' noise.*

*walks around dungeon*

Isnt there meant to be soem evil beast in here that will try and kill me?

No thats the one that your going to fall into now.*pulls lever marked other trap door which MR falls down*

I thought the "other trap door" dropped them into a pit filled with gigantic sporks sticking out of it?

No, that lever's over there. Next to the one that says 'Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, Pull This Lever. I Really Mean It.'

which one?

This one?

and let's just ammend the title on the event of this mini-milestone.