h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Jalepenos

*pole vaults out of the dungeon with one leg and one thumb missing*

*eats jalepenos*

That lever must have been the dangerously spicy jalepenos delivery chute then.

Another title ammendment...

ducks in pulls lever and then legs it

OH no you don't..

oh yes I did hehhehe run run run you can't catch me I can run as fast as the gingerbread man heh hehe

*shoots gingerbread man with disintegration rifle*

You were saying?

gingerbread man pieces reassemble to form gammara who flys at Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, now 50% more less! spraying white deadly white icing sugar

This would destress me if I haven't built an immunity to all lethal biological and chemical agents.

injects icingsugar with replicating nanites that start to invade systems and remodulate Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances structure until it resembles Godzilla

Lets see...

*starts looking for antidote in hoodie pocket*

Here we go!

*injects antidote*

hahahaha wrong pocket don't look now but your morphing

What do you mean wrong pocket, it only has one. It only needs one. Guess I just need a bigger dose *inject very large dose*.

Wait, this is heroin. Oh crap. Come up with a counter agent now, or face the wrath of a very high Godzilla!

Sends Godzillia off to rehab and settles down to formulate next stage of her plan

I havent read anythign thats happened btu hwo can csomeone like pepperoni pizza

Clearly your love of Thursday has clearly slowed your mind.

Rambling rambling mmmmmm now I left it around here somewhere was it there no I think it was here or maybe I left it over there mmmmmn ah I know where I left it wonders off to get it

must get there before Clive