h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I didn't return it...did you?

I think I saw it being used as a paperweight...

AH those would be the unpaid bills. I wondered why nothing was working round here...

*flips a light switch on and off experimentally*

Oh dear, was it cursed... I thought it would make a nice lamp down the underpass...

Did I just hear glass breaking? ;-/

Listen, I don't care what's happening out there, this culinary and etymological debate needs to be resolved!

oh dear oh dear.....

Hey, do you know how many fishermen go into a fisherman's chowder? Yes, you, in the black hooded bloodstained cloak!

i already resolved it! shepherds pie is sheep because shepherds look after sheep and cottage pie is cows because cows live in cottages. alternatively it's because they both begin with the same letter, i don't know.

where's that draught coming from? and kitush there's no need to hide under there, there's absolutely no threat of invasion whatsoever.

Or is there?

according to Sherman the Shark (www.slagoon.com) there aint enough fisherman in the fisherman´s chowder...

*cheerfully resolves to ignore the backlog*

There. That feels better. Hi.

Hi J!

That´s right! Never bother about the backlog....it just makes one more confused

This must be how cabin fever starts.

you begin by convincing yourself that every conversation you've taken part in, and every person you've met are all just figments of your imagination...

Why would a log make you confused? Why am I unding from a hangerpass, as the Rev. Spooner would say? Why are there NEVER enough fishermen (or cottages)?

All these questions, and more, in the latest edition of 'Sporking for Fun & Profit'....................

Hey, who's the dude with the big axe? I haven't seen him around before.

dunno, must be new. he isn't very clean is he? all those stains on his hoodie. and that axe could use a wipe down too.

WQhy is he wearing a leather mask?

Why don't you axe him?