h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

She's an extremely young Washcloth, you know...

she soaked up in the last shower then?

*sctatches head while chewing a liquorice stick*


Can you burn a wet washcloth????

if it's wet with meths

AW was *so* alive when that post was made! I met her at the Pennsylvania meet up! Look:
http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/dragonwings_73/vwp?.dir=/h2g2+-+NEUS+Summer+2002&.dnm=Still+Life-3.jpg

She was there! And so was Fluffy Pink Bunny, Croz, and Zak! She was! She was! She was!

And I don't want to burn AW at the stake. I like her too much for that! I just wanna torture her for a while!

...

*burp*

I second that.

Totally

I'll be The Judge of that!

And I certainly hope you'll be not only fair but impartial!

I guess that puts me back on the jury, seeing as how I have no conflict of interest in the matter.

Well,St Scut is back on the case, so to speak.
So far it appears Clive is presiding Judge,

EO is for the Prosecution,

St. Scuttle is self-appointed Spokesman
HappyDude is Foreman

Lady Scott,
AK,
Shea are all deputised onto the Jury.

Abrasive Loofah,Flannel Vindicator and Turkish Towel are discharged are discharged from Jury Service, for a potential conflict of interest. This means I have five Jurors and require a further 7. Anyone missed off please post urgently. Clive must get this case started or the CPS will throw it out.....
AW stop stalling.
You WILL be tried.


St. Scuttle

GUILTY

Oohh, an impartial posting. Do you want to be on the Jury too?
You must be completely impartial and unbiased, you know!
The rest of us are!!!!






St. Scuttle

Can we go back to the hotel.....PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.... Guilty!!!!! I'm sure i've heard her say the 'th' word too while noone was listening!!!

OK Sweety, as an unbiased person, you have been placed on the Jury,
Please return to the hotel,
and make use of the rated bar. It will be replenished daily whil;e you are on the case.
any form of BIAS will have you removed from the hotel, and all rations will cease.

St. Scuttle

isent it a little too early to pass judgment yet...
i havent seen the trial...
and i am not quite shure if the defendents should plede sanity and be locked away..
the thingite psychiatrist has returned

Welcome Dr. A.
It is not the Jury that requires psychiatric assessment, but AW.
It appears that some form of malady has struck, like an attack of antithingitus, causing an outbreak of MTWTFSS syndrome. Your assistance would be appreciated, as the trial needs to take place urgently.
I assume the usual payment of copious quantities of and will be suitable.

St. Scuttle

Oh goodie!!!! I can be impartial...................BURN HER.
Can I have my now

an outbrake of MTWTFSS...
this is serious...

the and are an aceptable payment...