h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Affy notes that only Scurge and SW remain, and that all of the minor villains seem to be gone now. Affy opens Ultros' mallet case, and darts towards the elevator. He finds it not working*

Ack! Okay, hang on, this'll only take a minute for me to fix....

*Affy begins rifling through his spells for the Kulcad spell*

SW turns her antimagic amulet back on and tackles Affy, to prevent him from getting the elevator operational again.

Ha! You think that this amulet can keep me from using *this*?

*Affy holds his spell book high up in the air, to show it to everyone. He then begins pummeling SW with it*

Methinks we need a more traditional fight, actually.

*Affy leaps over SW, landing right behind GL. He tries to draw his sword, fumbles, lands on the ground next to the wolf (who, despite the physical difficulties with it, is rolling his eyes), stands up, correctly draws his sword, and darts to the centre of the room, challenging SW to a more traditional fight*

Methinks we need a more traditional fight, actually.

*Affy leaps over SW, landing right behind GL. He tries to draw his sword, fumbles, lands on the ground next to the wolf (who, despite the physical difficulties with it, is rolling his eyes), stands up, correctly draws his sword, and darts to the centre of the room, challenging SW to a more traditional fight*

*Sorry if this posts more than once*

*GL changes back into human form and discretely picks up the scroll that Affy had left for him. He nonchallantly walks over near the elevator shaft while SW is distracted by Affy. GL leans against the wall, beside the elevator shaft and composes himself for casting a spell. He opens the scroll and with great concentration reads the words. A flash of light bursts from where the scroll had been and zooms into the elevator shaft. It swirls around inside, totally dispelling anything magical inside. When all magic devices have been removed, the light flares briefly, then goes out. GL grins at Affy and gives him a thumbs-up *

*UH comes under a hail of SW's fire. He seems uncannily able to dodge, while running at breakneck pace for her position. With a final leap, claws outstreched, UH pitches himself over the barricade and...*

OOC ...neatly breaks continuity...sorry, didnt notice the red blips...

* behind Uncle Heavy, a penguin appears *

[Penguin] Hello. I am an emergency replacement penguin. Regrettably, your usual penguin has been injured and will require some time to recover from the healing spells used to save his life. Therefore, I have been sent to fill in for him until he is well enough to return.

* he looks around at the people who had time to spare to listen to him *

[Replacement Penguin] What? Didn't you get a user manual with your penguin?

AS a true Supervillian SW is morally opposed to fair fights. So she just throws a few frag grenades at the Heroes and hides behind whatever looks covenient.

*Affy informs the penguin that no, he didn't receive a manual, but instead darts past the hurled grenades, and throws himself into the elevator that GL fixed. Affy pushes the button, and he zips up to the top floor, and the elevator comes back down just moments later, ready for the next hero to ascend*

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Scurge: Who needs magic?
He fires his rocket launcher at the elevator. Small explosion. Elevator unusuable. Of course, there's always the stairs.
Scurge pulls out two benelli shotguns (the automatic kind out of counterstrike) and starts firing at YK's characters (no time or motivation to list all of them) and the replacment penguin, Scurge has got a thing about penguins.
X breaks down and explodes, sending shrapnel everywhere and X2 opnes fire on Uncle Heavy.
X3 and X4 arrive from somewhere off to the right and start firing blindly at the heroes. X3 has chain guns fixed to his arms as well as hands which he uses to carry two more chain guns, X4 is just a normal grunt bot with a blaster and a grenade launcher.

Scurge: Who needs magic?
He fires his rocket launcher at the elevator. Small explosion. Elevator unusuable. Of course, there's always the stairs.
Scurge pulls out two benelli shotguns (the automatic kind out of counterstrike) and starts firing at YK's characters (no time or motivation to list all of them) and the replacment penguin, Scurge has got a thing about penguins.
X breaks down and explodes, sending shrapnel everywhere and X2 opnes fire on Uncle Heavy.
X3 and X4 arrive from somewhere off to the right and start firing blindly at the heroes. X3 has chain guns fixed to his arms as well as hands which he uses to carry two more chain guns, X4 is just a normal grunt bot with a blaster and a grenade launcher.

Scurge: Who needs magic?
He fires his rocket launcher at the elevator. Small explosion. Elevator unusuable. Of course, there's always the stairs.
Scurge pulls out two benelli shotguns (the automatic kind out of counterstrike) and starts firing at YK's characters (no time or motivation to list all of them) and the replacment penguin, Scurge has got a thing about penguins.
X breaks down and explodes, sending shrapnel everywhere and X2 opnes fire on Uncle Heavy.
X3 and X4 arrive from somewhere off to the right and start firing blindly at the heroes. X3 has chain guns fixed to his arms as well as hands which he uses to carry two more chain guns, X4 is just a normal grunt bot with a blaster and a grenade launcher.

Scurge: Who needs magic?
He fires his rocket launcher at the elevator. Small explosion. Elevator unusuable. Of course, there's always the stairs.
Scurge pulls out two benelli shotguns (the automatic kind out of counterstrike) and starts firing at YK's characters (no time or motivation to list all of them) and the replacment penguin, Scurge has got a thing about penguins.
X breaks down and explodes, sending shrapnel everywhere and X2 opnes fire on Uncle Heavy.
X3 and X4 arrive from somewhere off to the right and start firing blindly at the heroes. X3 has chain guns fixed to his arms as well as hands which he uses to carry two more chain guns, X4 is just a normal grunt bot with a blaster and a grenade launcher.

Scurge: Who needs magic?
He fires his rocket launcher at the elevator. Small explosion. Elevator unusuable. Of course, there's always the stairs.
Scurge pulls out two benelli shotguns (the automatic kind out of counterstrike) and starts firing at YK's characters (no time or motivation to list all of them) and the replacment penguin, Scurge has got a thing about penguins.
X breaks down and explodes, sending shrapnel everywhere and X2 opnes fire on Uncle Heavy.
X3 and X4 arrive from somewhere off to the right and start firing blindly at the heroes. X3 has chain guns fixed to his arms as well as hands which he uses to carry two more chain guns, X4 is just a normal grunt bot with a blaster and a grenade launcher.

Damn, I'm sorry. Didin't mean to post that many times. The computer told me it ahd a Gateway error, sorr, all.

*sea and evillene dart down the corridor, on their way to somewhere else. they seem to disappear before they reach their destination, preventing anyone from following them*