The OmegaMatic!
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
It slices! It dices! It causes a 100,000 light-year diameter explosion! The OmegaMatic will be there to settle all of your Doomsday needs!
This is the OmegaMatic, mark II. While the original OmegaMatic merely threatened to detonate, thus destroying the Galaxy, this OmegaMatic comes equipped with brand new features!
Tantalus Rays have been installed, capable of blowing continent sized chunks off of your standard M-Class Planet1!
KrylmaCo Outer Defense Systems are fully activated, capable of warding off any space fleet2!
E-100 Series Droids patrolling the interior of the station!3 For those of you worried about a possible problem concerning their loyalties, be assured that they have all gone through a new and improved Brain Burnthrough procedure.
All of the original interior forces are in place! From the invincible RoboReds and Shikadi Masters to the fairly puny Sparky and Little Ampton, this version of the OmegaMatic has all of the standard inside villains that you have grown to hate!
Fully Operational QED4, capable of destroying the Milky Way Galaxy if it detonates!
The OmegaMatic is now almost totally online, and will begin its Reign Of Intergalactic Terror shortly. But until then, have a nice day.
1For those of you who've never watched a single episode of Star Trek, that's M-Class is roughly the size of Earth.2Really! We mean that! Crater Labs, GalArmy, The Doughnut Federation, any pathetic ships that CHOPPERS can pull together, no fleet has ever been discovered that can possibly breach the outer defenses of this station!3Yes, the same E-100 Droids from Sonic Adventure.4Quantum Explosion Dynamo
